Map it and Fap it

1. the act of google-mapping the address of your crush's house (Mapping it) and proceeding to beat off outside her window. (Fapping it)

2. The shy guy's alternative to Mark it and Park it

EX:
poor johnny was just too shy to try and pick up lisa at the bar so he decided to map it and fap it to her.

by SavoryDavory December 18, 2012

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flap map

A graphic illustration of a woman's sexual organs (often found in biology schoolbooks)

Look,i havent a clue where the clit is, lets get the flap map

by Sheazo McPisshorn June 19, 2011

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Say Eye, Spell Map, Say Ness

What people say when they want you to say I am a penis.

Person 1: yo, say eye, spell map, say ness.

Person 2: I am a penis.

by crystal_fr December 19, 2023

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Sex Map

A useful resource to finding your next side ting

I got a sex map to your mothers bedroom

by jayc33 January 9, 2024

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MAP

MAPS are the shitstains of earths underwear who want to give little children bad touch, but can't legally. They also most likely own cp and I don't mean Club Penguin.

The creepy uncle wants to touch his 3 yr old nephew, ya he is a MAP

by skibiditicklemonster January 9, 2024

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A Riitii map is a simplified, visually engaging pictorial or illustrated map of a city or area, intentionally distorted from reality for easy understanding and quick comprehension for any Common user.

"Before visiting the city, I always check out the Riitii map to get a clear idea of the key landmarks and attractions."

by Real-sattu January 30, 2024

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