William H Macy

William H Macy is a more pleasant respectful way to use the Lord's name in vein, Jesus H Christ.

Ronald was a loyal parishioner at his church. He always was the first person at his church every Sunday, until last Sunday he went out to get into his car and his Prius was gone out of his driveway. Running back to the house he realizes he had left his keys inside on the table in his locked house.
Anger was consuming him and with his fist clenched, he squeeled, "William H Macy!"

by Shucky Kunt February 10, 2019

macy's

The worlds largest department store or shopping mall in the USA
which was founded in NY around 50 years ago

It's favoured by young teens and women, especially from the SFV

Other hardcore shoppers in the US love it,and people dont usually shop alone there because they like to bring friends, families, etc.. for a shopping spree they can never forget
It is found like in every state in the US and it's fuckin huge!!!!

You can get carried away, but its expensive and i mean really expensive.

Here are some of the stuff you can find at Macy's:

Clothing
Footwear
Bedding
Furniture
Jewelry
Beauty Products

Reasons why i hate Macy's so much

- The girls at my school keep asking me to go and help them choose a fucking hat for a fucking night out at some geeks party
(and im a boy myself, how the hell am i supposed to know)
- It's mega expensive there
- Its too busy
- When you first enter you think it has everything but when you cant find what you want...

Macy's on the other hand can be handy sometimes...
- If you shop there once you dont need to go buying stuff apart from food for the rest of your life
- Its an experience for like one time only
- You can get a $500 Macy's shopping card in the internet for like free, but u gotta put cash in it first.

1)Macy's is so fucking popular

2) Sarah: so hey like want to come shopping tomorrow?
Samantha: yeah sure where are we going?
Sarah: Macy's!!!!
Samantha: like oh my god im like gonna tell all my friends and its gonna be like totally amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah: please don't...

3) Bill: shit i spent like $15000 in Macy's and i could get them cheaper at Walmart

4) Tina: like oh my god the clothes section, Macy's is the best!!

by Downtown wtf August 28, 2007

maccy d

Macdonalds da best place 2 go wen cruising

who is cumin up maccy d`s wiv me

by gob shite May 23, 2005

Mancave

The act of putting ones head in a womens vigina immediately after women have given birth. (Head must pass the labia majora) a.k.a mancaving

Yo dude. Want to go mancave at the hospital?

by spladunker February 11, 2013

mancation

When Bogey Boyz that are golfers get together to turn their phones off, turn their minds off, turn their significant other off, and enjoy good clean fun over a few rounds of golf, poker, jokes in bad taste, and far too many laughs to be honest about when they return home.

I went on a mancation with the guys on a Bogey Boyz golf trip.

by Bogey Al March 14, 2008

mancake

1)a cake or pastry baked by a male

2)an attractive, preferably slightly thick male

I'm hungry for mancake

by kelley April 20, 2004

mancandy

A guy you are not officially dating but he takes you to parties, buys you things (drugs, food, etc) and fucks you at night (or day). He treats you like a girlfriend only when you are together in person, not otherwise. Basically a friend with benefits+arm candy+sugar daddy.

Also, you can have multiple mancandies depending on how many friend circles you have and where you are going to go with each of them. One may take you to parties while another may take you to movies.

"I'd go but my mancandy wants me to stop by his place before we go to _____'s party"

"_____ found out about my other mancandy, and he is SO pissed. I guess he didn't understand how all this works, we are NOT dating"

by FIREMAP May 7, 2009