Ass muppet

When you shove your arm up your smaller partners ass that you can position them upright like a muppet

“My partner practiced the ‘ ass muppet ‘ last night

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Muppet

Noun: term of endearment for close friends, often in a form of banter.

Noun: a general insulting term to describe an undesirable person.

“Tomaselli just failed his math quiz because he didn’t study. He’s such a muppet.”

by TTPN March 2, 2018

Muppet talk

When a person inserts there entire hand up someones ass and proceeds to spell different words using sign language while the "Muppet" tries to guess the word correctly. Each word guessed correctly is a point.

Last night I got six points playing Muppet talk ! And one of the words was hippopotamus.

by Bobertthroatcheck March 29, 2024

Muppet Broadcast

When you fist two people at once, alternating strokes so that the recipients' grunts are in phase. The two fistees face the same way, so their reactions resemble a news broadcast, with a "muppeteer" underneath.

Can I do a muppet broadcast with you two?

by Knullthu February 29, 2024

Muppet Arms

A derogatory term for people from India. First used by the British army as a racial slur during cricket games.

Look at this muppet arms, he can barely throw!

by Edward Scholarsly June 9, 2018

Muppeting

Sticking ones hand up anothers anus, as if putting a puppet on your hand, then proceeding to move hand in speaking motion while listening to partner scream like a muppet.

Sam was muppeting two girls last night like a puppet master, how he do that.

by spoofcake September 17, 2017

harvey is a muppet.

he is just a muppet.

Harvey is a muppet.

by gethany wheelis May 18, 2020