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B muff

Jordan Marsh used to have the best B muffs
by Nerd brigade April 4, 2020
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Muff Mouth

The potent aftertaste of a woman's vagina.
Becky gave it up last night and I woke up with some serious Muff Mouth.
by munchdatbeaver_ August 14, 2021
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Muff Vision

The art of initiating oral sex with a female by means of staring at her crotch until the sacred act of muffing commences (or until her vagina spontaneously combusts - whichever happens first).

See also: “Muff” ; “Vission”

Used in a sentence:
by (The Real) Mr Muff February 27, 2022
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jenner muff

"Dude, did you see Wager with that tranny?" "Yeah I bet he got him some jenner muff last night"
by byrdnuge September 25, 2015
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Muff Moose

A buffed, studly, distinguished person or animal. Must not be too pretty; for example: Robert Redford was always a Muff Moose but Brad Pitt is not. A Siberian Husky is a Muff Moose but an Afghan is not, yet a bold character may imbue a Jack Russell Terrier with the quality of "Muffyness". The term originated in Placerville, CA and spread to the coastal and Tahoe areas of the state, becoming popular in the LGBT communities of those regions. It is now common to hear the term used in gay communities of major metropolitan areas and in those from whence it originated.
"That blonde UPS driver is a total Muff Moose."
by ratface83 February 13, 2015
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Chuffed to the Muff

An extremely common colloqulism in the UK, meaning to be extactic with ones choices and actions.
Next time you nail that presentation at work or knock a minute off your mile run, tell a friend that you’re “chuffed to the muff,” aka very pleased with yourself.
by casualuk February 6, 2022
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Boston Muff

The smell emitted from the cooter of a southend woman after a drunken night of getting pounded by guys named johnny, and guys with shamrock tattoos on their calf.
I'll never eat that Boston muff again.

I walked into my house late at night and my mom came gave me a hug. She smelled me and told me I did a good job, she loves the smell of Boston muff.
by Joe cool on steroidz June 22, 2016
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