twat muffin

1. Used as an insult.
2. A vagina with an abnormally shaped clitoris similar to a pastry.
3. Comes in many different flavors including blueberry and chocolate chip.
1. Tammy, you're the biggest twat muffin I know.
2. I rolled my tongue around what appeared to be her clit, which was oddly similar to a muffin that I ate for breakfast.
by TRut and D Piddy February 22, 2005
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Muffin Toe

When you pull up your pants to cover your muffin top and accidently give yourself a camel toe.
Muffin Top + Camel Toe = Muffin Toe
by the evil one 76 May 08, 2009
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koala muffin

A fusion of a koala bear and a muffin (preferably blueberry) which results in a distinctly cute and tasty 'koalamuffin'

Usually seen after consuming one too many additives and/or E numbers
Person 1: Whoa, look at that unbearably cute walking muffin with fluffy ears

Person 2: No dude, that's a koala muffin, and blueberry flavored by the look of it
by RosieMuffin April 30, 2009
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sugar muffin

1. A female who is really sweet.

2. Great tasting pussy!
My wife is such a sugar muffin (1&2)!
by Jack Bozdog December 27, 2006
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Soggy Muffin

A competitive game played with a group of men in the form of masturbating. The objective of the game is to orgasm on a muffin. Last person to, is forced to eat the muffin as a losers trophy.
I can win at soggy muffin against all you guys.
by judg3 May 06, 2004
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function muffin

Usually a fat lightskinned black kid that goes to the functions and sits there like a muffin
Look at Jayden over there being a such a function muffin!
by pandaboi031518 April 22, 2023
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Muffin Juggler

1. One who prefers intercourse with fat chicks.

2. Someone who has a habit of hooking up with fat women, whether preferred or not.
"Yo, check out that kid with all them fat chicks around him." -Bro 1

"Yeah, he's definitely a Muffin Juggler." -Bro 2
by Ecyr-B November 20, 2011
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