loser tax

The monies paid by superior poker players to lesser players by way of long shot draws and bad beats.

"I would have won the tournament if not for the loser tax I had to pay to donkey boy over there"

by Lost... November 17, 2006

loveable loser

a loser who is loved by anyone/ everyone

she's such a loveable loser!

by melziiee July 7, 2008

Sore Losers

A team that cries every time they lose.

The New England Patriots are sore losers. They cry and are very unprofessional on congratulating other teams that defeat them.

by Not So Perfect February 4, 2008

loser cruiser

a minivan or other large vehicle

I don't want to drive that loser cruiser around!

by 5'1" Racer August 1, 2003

UD loser

People who try to submit ridiculous words/phrases to Urban Dictionary. Most often women with low self-esteem, or people who think they're fly or chill, when in fact they're probably 16 year old kids who scream when they hear a gunshot, who think the world owes them something, by posting a definition of themselves to the effect of "My name is X! I'm the best!" If you're ugly or lame, just face it.

Every second submission to Urban Dictionary's written by some UD loser.

by Cnipur March 27, 2005

Step-loser

A step parent, usually stepfather, who is a complete and utter moron, loser, asshole, or all of the above.

Coined by fans of the House of Night book series by PC and Kirstin Cast.

Girl: God, your mom's bf Gabe is such a step-loser.

Boy: I know, he's a total ass...

by Aeterna Axel January 31, 2009

loser laps

The art of walking around the bar solo(or with a friend) after the ugly lights have come on due to the bar closing. Generally the aim is to find any female willing to go home and participate in sexual intercourse. Usually the participant has been shut down repaetedly thoughout the night and is very intoxicated.

Jason, ive seen you getting shut down all night, lets lower our standards and do loser laps untill we find some scraps.

by DirtDiddlerOnTheRoof August 3, 2011