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Loser Turn
When you do a small race with someone in a car on a regular road and drive ahead of them but then the driver of the car behind you, knowing they have lost, decides to use the nearest turn as if signifying that they did not want to race with you in the first place and they lost because they wanted to turn when in reality they are just trying to piss you off instead of accepting defeat.
EXAMPLE #1
Porsche Driver: Yo, I raced this one guy in a riced Honda civic and when I clearly got ahead of him, he immediately used the nearest turn.
Friend: He really pulled the loser turn on you, he could not accept defeat.
EXAMPLE # 2
Ricer: Yo I raced this one BMW driver but they won so I immediately used the nearest turn to leave the road, you know, as if to give the message to the BMW driver that I was not really racing them. As if I am saying that I "lost" because I had to turn and the race was unfair because of that.
Friend: Dude, you really did pull the loser turn didn't you?
Porsche Driver: Yo, I raced this one guy in a riced Honda civic and when I clearly got ahead of him, he immediately used the nearest turn.
Friend: He really pulled the loser turn on you, he could not accept defeat.
EXAMPLE # 2
Ricer: Yo I raced this one BMW driver but they won so I immediately used the nearest turn to leave the road, you know, as if to give the message to the BMW driver that I was not really racing them. As if I am saying that I "lost" because I had to turn and the race was unfair because of that.
Friend: Dude, you really did pull the loser turn didn't you?
Loser Turn by Bankrupt_Spetsnaz June 3, 2016
Loser Position
The Loser Position is where you bring both legs up over your head and point your cock right at your face, or more preferably mouth.
Loser Position by Whatwat3 April 24, 2021
Loser Pissed
The act of becoming so intoxicated that you are no longer even pleasent to be around, to be so drunk that you are in all ways a complete loser, IE; breaking stuff, running around naked and peeing on things,as well as gratuitious screaming of loud completley nonsensical verbal diarrhea.
To be so loser pissed that friends spray you with glow stick fluid so that you can be watched all throughout the dark night to make sure you dont hurt yourself.
To be so loser pissed that friends spray you with glow stick fluid so that you can be watched all throughout the dark night to make sure you dont hurt yourself.
Loser Pissed by hmmmmperhaps it is me October 23, 2005
loser husband
A husband who doesn't work for a living. Leaving the wife to work for all income. May also have children which the husband will not take care of by pawning off to other relatives. Does not do any house cleaning, cooking, nor caring for family's future. Loser husbands spend money from wife. Hangs out with friends as much as possible away from family. Gossips about other people to defer attention to himself.
Her loser husband has no future for her family because he hag out all day and not work a day in his life.
loser husband by FSAL August 17, 2011
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