loveable loser

a loser who is loved by anyone/ everyone
she's such a loveable loser!
by melziiee July 07, 2008
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loser tax

The monies paid by superior poker players to lesser players by way of long shot draws and bad beats.
"I would have won the tournament if not for the loser tax I had to pay to donkey boy over there"
by Lost... November 17, 2006
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Sore Losers

A team that cries every time they lose.
The New England Patriots are sore losers. They cry and are very unprofessional on congratulating other teams that defeat them.
by Not So Perfect February 05, 2008
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loser cruiser

a minivan or other large vehicle
I don't want to drive that loser cruiser around!
by 5'1" Racer August 01, 2003
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UD loser

People who try to submit ridiculous words/phrases to Urban Dictionary. Most often women with low self-esteem, or people who think they're fly or chill, when in fact they're probably 16 year old kids who scream when they hear a gunshot, who think the world owes them something, by posting a definition of themselves to the effect of "My name is X! I'm the best!" If you're ugly or lame, just face it.
Every second submission to Urban Dictionary's written by some UD loser.
by Cnipur March 28, 2005
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Step-loser

A step parent, usually stepfather, who is a complete and utter moron, loser, asshole, or all of the above.

Coined by fans of the House of Night book series by PC and Kirstin Cast.
Girl: God, your mom's bf Gabe is such a step-loser.

Boy: I know, he's a total ass...
by Aeterna Axel January 31, 2009
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Double Loser

A double loser, once coupled with numerous quotes from the infamous Shifter, can break down even the strongest of men and drive them to their own death. A common misconception is that once these words are uttered, the receiver of this insult is instantly killed. This is not far from the truth, but only Shifter can deliver that instantaneous death that many fear.
Non-Shiter: You're a double loser!
Person: Hurtful, yet ineffective.

Shiter: You're a double loser!
Person: *Heart Explodes*
by Gordon Freeman February 09, 2005
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