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Lobster Toss

The act of throwing the body of a prostitute (or sexual partner who owes you money) into a body of water larger than a river (i.e. lake, sea, ocean) after having killed them through means involving a tire iron, crowbar, or the like.

Note: If the body of water is smaller than a river (i.e. pond, gully, toilet) it is known as a Crab Spin. Not to be confused with Tail Spin, a popular animated television program about several talking animals on drugs.
Steven Tyler: Man, this is the worst day ever.
Aerosmith Fan: What is it Steven, anything I can help with?
Steven Tyler: I just fucked some ho and afterwards I killed her with a carbon rod.
Aerosmith Fan: I think I might be willing to perform a little lobster toss, if you'd like.
Steven Tyler: I truly am the greatest person ever. Also, by the time you get home, you may want to lobster toss your daughter.
Aerosmith Fan: I hate your music. Especially Living On The Edge. And I'll fucking kill you.
by SadCoincidence September 19, 2008
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Looks Better on Paper

When someone's interests and hobbies match up perfectly with yours (for example, the answers often filled in on social networking websites), but your personalities do not.
"On his facebook profile he said he was into vintage, indie rock, and coffee, so I thought we'd be a perfect match. When we hung out he was totally lame. I guess he just looks better on paper."
by erinn windsor April 16, 2009
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Looksdigger

Much like a golddigger this is a person who carelessly pursues romantic partners that only fit a specific level of attractiveness, rather than a specific level of wealth, in their ongoing quest to claim status with their peers. AKA Facedigger, a woman that dates photogenic males only to show off on Facebook.

Modern-day females have taken on this tendency due to new economic freedoms and artificially widened pools of beta male supporters aka "beta orbiters." Theory goes that easy access to jobs and a favorable judicial system have given the average female the ability to choose mates based on raw genetic potential rather than through the market pressure of the economy. Often an extreme form of female narcissism. For instance a "badboy" in a Looksdigger's mind is simply a male model they cannot possess.

Looksdigging is cited by talkbackers as one of the more insidious results of new wave Feminism. Looksdiggers often submit themselves en mass to a few choice men while being unswayed by monetary offers from the remaining men. aka Pareto "20% of the guys @#$! 80% of the females"

Also blamed for increasing the pool of undesirable men known as Omegas and their involuntary celibacy - see "incel, PUAHate.com" Tangentially blamed for sudden upticks in violence. Theory goes women find hopping from choice mate to choice mate easier than men aka "cock carousel" thus encouraging violent tendencies in the unwanted men. see "serial monogamy, Hypergamy, aka hell on earth"
"Why are all the men online creepers and losers! I just want a nice guy who will treat me right!" - some average chick age 19-37 after a night of clicking through facebook likes and online dating emails Looksdigging for a hot guy.

Looksdigger Translation - "I've been ignoring the hundreds of messages from men on my online dating profile and the thousands of guys when I'm out at bars/clubs/bookstores while I seek out a gorgeous 6'5 surfer businessman rap star who I will sleep with - without rubbers - behind the back of my current boyfriend, who is a 6'5 surfer businessman rap star that hogs the TV remote."
by ThaPickupArtist January 16, 2013
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lombscottle

When somebody's socks are pulled up very high, or over their trousers in an old fashioned-looking way. People with socks and sandals or suspenders are also considered lombscottle.
Person 1: My, you are looking very lombscottle today!
Person 2: Why thank you!
by The God of Rods June 26, 2016
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Like it sounds. Also the name of a song by the band called Analy Inserted Angle Grinders from Dominic College in Tasmania, Australia.
OMFG YOUR SISTER LOOKS LIKE A WOOKIE(Insert chewbacca noise here).
by Some guy from Dominic College. September 29, 2008
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dirty lobster

When banging a girl in the butt, you reach around and give her a double tittie twister.
Becky was not too happy when i gave her a dirty lobster last night.
by DL2345678 March 27, 2009
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Looks could kill

This term means when someone looks at another person(or thing) and can imagine it dying. said person usually has good reason for these looks. often includes an unhappy facial expression, glares, and swearing under their breathe.
"Look at that girl!! the stapler keeps screwing up on her. If looks could kill, that stapler would be in a million pieces!"

"Geesh. if only looks could kill"
by X.x.Almost.Auttie.x.X October 13, 2011
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