leet

An online or cell phone IM language now used mostly by non-adults, but having richer roots in the 1980's programming culture. Shares many memes with "ubonics", a discredited movement from before most users of "leet" were even born, celebrating ignorance and improper use of English. Much popular "leet" phraseology is simply glorified typos. Of course, teens and pre-teens have every right to a private code, this is part of the human experience. However, most people will out-grow "leet", except true social retards. Anyone over 20 using "leet" is suspect.
Exception: IM shorthand, such as "lmao".
("shorthand" is a word from the dark ages when people actually transcribed oral enouncications with pen and paper.)

1. I'm so leet dat I can IM without anybody knowing what the h311 I is sayizzing.
2. I is an ignorant crack-a-lacking moron.

by Jayskin October 5, 2005

Leetch

Doing stupidities without even realising it. Or even realising it and making fun of it with other people

Mike is burning a wall while he's soldering a pipe.

Joe says : Mike your pulling a Leetch

by Joe DiMartino November 9, 2006

Leetonia

The most badass town you'll ever go to. Located outside of Hibbing.

Let's go to Leetonia.

by Meownbb October 16, 2008

ben lees

a bloke with a extra-large chin

There's a guy with a ben lees

by Frenchie McStabby March 30, 2016

Musically Versatile Leesa

someone who is buff enough to play all instruments but gives perverted musical advice

Musically Versatile Leesa says, "When in doubt, pull out."

by LlamaFarmInPeru October 4, 2011

Leet

Awesome! Sweet! Cool! etc.

Oh my god! those shoes are so leet

by Bill the taco guy June 6, 2008

leet speak

leet speak or 1337 5p34|< was originally used by hackers as a way to send messages, now is used by hardcore gamers to insult. leet or 1337 is derived from the word elite meaning simply the best.

|)1|) _|00 533 /\/\3 |>\/\//\/><0|2
|)47 /\/008?
translation: did you see me own that noob?

by that guy June 29, 2004