Leaving the Shire

When a person is one hit away from smoking more marijuana in one sitting than they've ever had before. Derived from The Lord of the Rings, where Samwise expresses that after one more step, it will be the furthermost point away from home than he'd ever been before.

This is it, if I take one more hit, I'm leaving the shire.

by potatohunt November 5, 2017

leaving our feelings in the glove box

Putting our feelings aside and staying friends.

We leaving our feelings in the glove box right?

by Emissjane May 1, 2018

Leaving Fee

The price a pimp tells his hoe she is taxed when she leaves as a taxation for breaking loyalty and respect. In some ways like a deposit.

The bitch fagged off so she had to pay the leaving fee of 10k

by KingP2018$ August 24, 2018

Leading intellectual

To refer to an attractive female in a politically correct manner

Put me on the record as saying Tomi is our leading intellectual

by Beermakesherhot November 4, 2018

Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...

American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018

leaning jowler

When your sewer sucker doesnt go in all the way and gets stuck in the crack. Therefore counts as being on the line!

Johnny threw another leaning jowler today so he didn't have to buy sodas, spud did...

by Schureree June 20, 2019

Lemming

A person (female) who thinks they are the bad ass of the century. When in reality they are cute as a bunny. They also have the weirdest facial expressions.

Dam Care was being a lemming today
I name the Care a lemming

by B.Gems July 27, 2019