by Unloved January 12, 2012
Get the Lanessa mug.A lane whore is a turdball who always zips into whichever lane gives them a little more space than the one they were originally in. Just like how a cock whore and a cock monster loves cock, a lane whore will do whatever it takes on the road for just 2 ft more of lane. You encounter these jerkoffs on the road, but, more frequently, on the freeway, where they are notoriously known for tailgating. Lane whores lack patience while driving, and in some cases, even a brain at all. A good way to deal with a lane whore is as follows:
-You are driving, and you notice an asswipe tailgating you (the lane whore)-
-Eventually, the bitch lane whore will pull into another lane that gives them more room (How fast the person does this also coincides with how small their brains and or gentitals are)-
-Whichever lane the LW pulled into will have another car which the LW will tailgate and begin switching lanes again-
-Provided that you dont have a car in your way, (or else you have to be a lane whore yourself just that once) when the LW is catching up to the car in the other lane, accelerate your car until you stop just short of the bumper of the car the LW would be tailgating in it's lane-
-If done well, you will have trapped the lane whore in a slow lane tailgating a car which isnt you and stuck there as long as you stay bumper to bumper with the tailgated car in the LW's lane!-
-Eventually, the bitch lane whore will pull into another lane that gives them more room (How fast the person does this also coincides with how small their brains and or gentitals are)-
-Whichever lane the LW pulled into will have another car which the LW will tailgate and begin switching lanes again-
-Provided that you dont have a car in your way, (or else you have to be a lane whore yourself just that once) when the LW is catching up to the car in the other lane, accelerate your car until you stop just short of the bumper of the car the LW would be tailgating in it's lane-
-If done well, you will have trapped the lane whore in a slow lane tailgating a car which isnt you and stuck there as long as you stay bumper to bumper with the tailgated car in the LW's lane!-
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by The Muffin Man 69 April 24, 2009
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Weez: I totally forgot bro. I fell asleep after taking a trip down mary jane's pleasure lane.
Weez: I totally forgot bro. I fell asleep after taking a trip down mary jane's pleasure lane.
by DS612 December 16, 2008
Get the mary jane's pleasure lane mug.Lamey McLamerton: "DUDE theres our exit 23 lanes over, and your in the far left lane during rush hour!!!"
TZ: "Watch this, i'll pull the best puerto rican lane change you've ever seen"
TZ: "Watch this, i'll pull the best puerto rican lane change you've ever seen"
by TZ February 25, 2005
Get the puerto rican lane change mug.The carpool lane or diamond lane on any interstate freeway, in comparison to when Jay-Z (Hova) throws up the diamond sign with his hands for Roc-A-Fella.
Today, I was on the freeway. All of the lanes beside the carpool lane was packed so I decided to hop in the Hova lane.
by That Dude Sean October 22, 2011
Get the Hova Lane mug.Lane oh my goodness what a wonderful, smart, veryyy handsome guy, and also caring. Lane may seem shy once u have a chance to talk to him but once u get to know him all he worries about is caring about you, making sure your safe and okay. He’s outgoing when he wants but that doesn’t change his heart and love for people. He has a romantic vibe and will do anything to be near you or to hold you close to make sure your safe and that’s why I love lane!
by m.arissa.12 January 25, 2019
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