Rj The laser

A really cool dude who spend his time at Five Guys and playing Halo Reach. He train for his black belt to his life long goal to be 2nd to only Chuck Norris.

Rj the laser only comes 2nd to Chuck Norris.

by mr. malone June 5, 2011

laser pointer

A way to someone to bust a cap in ya in LA.

Yo. Put that pointer in the glovebox before someone caps yo ass!

by Aribeth April 7, 2005

spartan laser

its where you fuck a chick so hard she starts bleeding through her vaginal cavity and it starts streaming up your peehole and then you cum blood all over her face

hey lets role play halo im going to shoot you with my spartan laser

by shademouse August 10, 2009

laser pointer

Geek penis, as referred to in Can't Hardly Wait.

Girl 2: He asked me to hold his laser pointer!
William Lichter: Now, ladies, ladies, please. Both of you can hold my laser pointer anytime.

by Rachel Whelan June 2, 2007

Laser-Lamb

A person who is by nature quite meek, passive, and tends to conform, who, somehow, has acquired great, frightening power without actually deserving it, usually through the use of numbers (as with acquiring a large population or following)

"Man, I remember those f*ckin' preps back in High School; always used to tease me 'n shit. F*ckin' Laser-Lambs"

or:

Person 1 (conformist): "I'm very independent, thank you! Now let me recite a passage from my Bible, although I've never read a book other than the Bible!"

Person 2 (non-conformist): "Go read a different book, gain a bit of knowledge, you f*ckin' Laser-Lamb."

by C. A. August 4, 2007

charging my laser

Male masturbation; Jacking off.

I ran my hand up my throbbing, warm meat. I was charging my laser.

by Caytie November 25, 2006

laser

really bad beer that people only buy in forties

Let's go get forties of laser to funnel.

by twinkiesox May 15, 2005