urban lance-scaping

A product of the one man nation that is @that_ldp.

"Urban Lance-scaping is my favorite subject, but that which I am least skilled at."

by AGreenSmudge December 15, 2021

Lance

Is a potato and causes all your problems. He is a very humorless guy and loves to bake but always burns the house down.

“ Lance! I smell smoke! Are you cooking again!?”

by ThouShallNeverKnow January 29, 2019

Lance

A nigga with a fat ass booty. Its thick and juicy. Its like a marshamallow after you microwave it. Make you grip it and not let go. When ge run it jiggle uncontrollably. It look great in jeans.

Lance is right there

You mean that nigga with the fat ass butt
Why he got all that ass

Big booty judy ass nigga

by Lilgrove April 14, 2021

Lance

He seem sweet and charming at first, but they will play with your feeling and break your heart into half..
(From experience)

"Ugh..Lance?"

by BiFrog April 11, 2021

lancing out

The act of being a complete bitch with a huge vagina and bailing on a good time at every opportunity!!

Arnold: "Hey dude do ya wanna come out clubbin tonight?? It'll be sweet as!!"

Tim: "Nah Dude, i'm busy studying Think i might stay in tonight"

Arnold: "you weak dog!! Stop lancing out!"

by sickofweakdogs April 3, 2011

Lance

Georgia loves Lance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Georgia: I love lance

by ahxjjandns February 20, 2019

LANCED

To die a cruel and unusual death by boredom, PowerPoint, charts, and emergency drill procedures. Known to cause blindness (temporary or permanent) from having to stare at loud, multi-colored Ralph Furley-looking button-up shirts.

I was sucked into an emergency meeting today and my partner was Lanced; I'm going to miss him.

by TotalFraud73 May 10, 2023