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Loaded Dervish

A great, but still incredibly overrated longboard. While it is awesome for cruising, commuting and carving, the concave is to small and the grip to bad to be a comfortable slider. It is also rather slim, wich when combined with it's length makes it rather limited for dancing. The flex often wears out after a couple years. It does not feel very safe over 35-40 mph, but can be taken faster if you got the skills.

The main problem with this board however is the price. Many boards can do the same job, but is much more affordable. If you find a cheap one, it is a great begginers board that you will enjoy for many years.
Longboarder #1: Man! This Loaded Dervish is great for carving, but I need something I can take to faster speeds.
Longboarder #2: I know, it feels good, but is a bit limited when it comes to freeriding.

Longboarder#1: The dervish looks perfect to me, but it is to expensive.
Longboarder#2: Thats okay. Look into the Kracked Skulls Scimitar, Bc Eel, Landyatchz 9 two 5 or the Holesom. There are plenty of options.
by Thepeanutlord September 13, 2010
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Leadership

noun: An umbrella term meaning, or relating to, being involved in lame/pointless/time-wasting/tax-dollar-wasting/tuition-dollar-wasting "opportunities" at the University of Wisconsin - Green Bay. Those who participate in "leadership" often participate in one of six organizations that have different names, but are actually all the same thing. They also find themselves lacking in the friends department - they are losers and have nothing else better to do. Often times you'll find a "leader" as just the opposite as Webster defines. In fact, leadership is super exciting for these "leaders" that they often get a leadership boner (see "leadership boner"). They become so fully torqued at the word "leadership" that they pop a juicy, raging boner. This boner stays raging until they have been properly sucked off and/or banged. Unfortunately for them, "leadership" is women repellent. The leadership boner almost never reverts to the flaccid state. In a nutshell, "leadership" is a word used to give false credit and affirmations to lame college students as well as the mentally retarded.
"Hey Mitchell, would you like to participate in leadership since we have no friends?!"

"Yes Aaron, I would love to get a boner over false productivity and occupy our time with uselessness while failing to be an adequate member of society!"
by aarona09 November 21, 2011
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social loafer

Someone who avoids helping social groups make decisions, yet manages to bitch about the choice.
Dude, stop being such a social loafer and help us decide where to eat.
by DHensler May 5, 2007
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lolderp

An expression of laughter or amusement in a stupid or pathetic manner. Especially used to imitate someone's attitude in an exaggerated manner.
Oh yeah, he wouldn't shut up about it. He just kept saying things like 'old ppl r dum!!!1 lolderp'.
by CookieCakes November 26, 2010
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loaded

as in stoned, high, drunk, juiced up, rat faced, shit faced rat arsed etc, but with drug ovetones
by ivan August 27, 2004
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loaded

1) A booby-trap question with a pre-determined answer (usually pre-determined by the askor). Usually no "good" answer is possible, and it may get you into trouble.

2) Stupidly drunk.
1) Do you love me?

2) Do you remember Mark Friday night? He was so loaded!!
by Jeanne August 26, 2004
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boner loaner

a tease; someone who takes something that you have temporarily; someone who is a buzz-kill
Your mom's such a boner loaner
by Kelly Lilly November 17, 2006
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