Llama Riot

when something is so awesome it can only be described by the imagery of llamas rioting.

wow that guys is the best in the sack! lol LLAMA RIOT!

by Ben_Affleck_in_phantoms March 29, 2010

llama hoof

If a female were to have a front wedgie, the female version of a mooseknuckle.

I let my yoga-pants wearing girlfriend ride my horse, and when she got off she had the biggest llama hoof I ever saw. It put every cameltoe I ever saw to shame!

by Gunno January 9, 2012

llampito

(v.) To ride a llama in the manner that is the equivalent of flying on said llama's back down a glorious mountain side whilst showering in the tears of one's enemies and sipping from a golden goblet filled with the laughter of children.

Awesome person: Sloane and I are going llampitoing tomorrow over Zimbabwe.

Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS AWESOME! CAN I COME ALONG?

Awesome person: Fuck you Jimmy, get your own llama.

Jimmy: ..But...But I have my own llama..!

Awesome person: No, Jimmy; that is an alpaca, and alpacoing is for douche tractors.

by Captain Horatio McGellan October 30, 2011

llampandmoo

a fusion on llama,panda, and cow
very weird/cute/random/funny person

pandafluff is equal to llampandmoo

by llapandow November 17, 2011

llama titties

kamoren james mathew kaufman is the biggest llama tittie i know

Kaitlyn : you are fucking llama titties
kamoren : well duh poop stain

by fuckingtwatbitch July 13, 2015

llamaphobia

The fear of losing your llama

Ah I have a llama now I have llamaphobia

by bonesandsuicide October 14, 2015

llama smack

When the girl decides that "it isn't good enough" so you bring in your uncles llama and you have some fun with your uncles llama and she directs all of her attention to the llama and starts hitting the llama on the left buttcheek instead of you

" I tried to give it to her but instead she gave me the llama smack."

by the boi that doesn't care February 16, 2017