Anal leaf

The process in which vegetarians/hipsters use a leaf as a condom during anal in order to keep from making more trash. At the end f this process they then eat the leaf together to form a vegan bond.

Hey, those vegans just had anal leaf sex.

How can you tell?
They still have some anal leaf on their face.

by Logster48 April 7, 2017

gods leaf

Marijuana aka weed :)

I tried growing some of gods leaf and it died :(

by _hehehe_ January 18, 2018

Sling Leaf

The act of packing a fat lip of dip, or chewing tobacco. Preferably Copenhagen, not the sissy Skoal Berry crap.

David: "Yo man, let's leave school a little early and sling leaf."
Ryan: "Hell yes man! I got that 100% all-American Copenhagen. It'll be a good time."

by Vozkol June 9, 2018

Sling Leaf

The act of packing a fat lip of Dip, or chewing tobacco. A few examples of Dip are Copenhagen, Grizzly, Skoal, Red Seal, Siberia, Longhorn and Tough Guy. Flavors vary from the hardcore Straight flavors to the wimpy and pathetic Fruit flavors, like Skoal Berry. Slingin' Leaf is the action of:
1. Packing the can.
2. Getting a fat pinch of your desired Dip.
3. Sling it, or put it in your lip for your desire.

1. Cletus:"Hey brother, I got the good stuff, that all-American Copenhagen Wintergreen. Do you want to Sling Leaf?"
Clyde: "Hell yeah brother!"

2. Clyde:"The damn wife is getting mad about me Slingin' Leaf, saying I can't spit it around the house no more..."
Cletus:" Feck her mate! Slingin' Leaf is healthy and she don't know no daggum diddly beave-squat about none Leaf Slingers like you and me!"

by Vozkol June 11, 2018

meat leaf

The vagina. Used more specifically the labia.

Hey what did you have for dinner last night?
Oh I forgot to eat but I did get a taste of the ol meat leaf.

by MeatLeafLover69 June 13, 2018

Kentucky leaf blower

While giving love to a female, you put grass clippings in her vagina. You tuck the grass clippings really snug and whenever she coughs, sneezes, screams, or queefs she shoots out these clippings to a similar fashion that a leaf blower would blow them.

Yea man after mowing yesterday my wife gave me the Kentucky leaf blower

by g_dongz August 28, 2020

Maple Leaf Rag Doll

Listening to Scott Joplin's Maple Leaf Rag, two consenting people engage sexually. One throws the other across the room like a rag doll before penetration.

"Do you think Sam is hot?"
"Yeah, I'd let him do anything to me. Even give me the Maple Leaf Rag Doll"

by YesPapa47 April 15, 2021