Bitch lasagna

The cry of someone who has realized that one is quickly losing one's relevance, usually in a last-ditch attempt to gain attention or slow waning popularity. Typically screamed at the person who has taken one's place in the public consciousness or surpassed one's fame.

Aide to Martin van Buren: I'm sorry, Mr. President, but William Henry Harrison is about to crush you in the general election by 174 electoral votes as well as the popular vote by 146,536.
Martin van Buren: BITCH LASAGNA! BITCH LASAGNA! WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON AIN'T NOTHING BUT BITCH LASAGNA!A

by Morgrath December 18, 2018

Bitch lasagna

When you eat lasagna with your bitch

Did you hear Timmy had Bitch lasagna last night?

by PenisKid09 October 29, 2018

lasackna

1. n. vegetarian lasagna.
2. n. a fatal fetus infection.

1. "hey, man, I'm hungry."
"go eat some lasackna and talk about communism with your stoner friends, you freakin hippie."
"kay."
2. The baby was starting to look like a giraffe so they went to their doctor. she found out it had a horrible case of lasackna and later shot herself.

by roxy fields March 19, 2008

Lasaron orgel

Local Northern Norwegian slang for an accordion.
Literally meaning "Hobo organ".

Organ as in the musical instrument.

"Han spiller lasaron orgel."
(He plays the hobo organ)

by Pelle Snutmaje April 13, 2014

Lasagna

When a woman gets around so much that the lips of her vagina can be folded over each other like lasagna.

Guy: Dude, your girlfriend is such a whore she got the lasagna.

by TheNewWorld May 26, 2015

LaSawn

A boss ass bitch, who doesn't take shit from no bitch. Short and has a bad temper, cute but higher then cloud 9. Loves her friends but if you betray her, boy you better run.

LaSawn is a bad bitch

by Splat;bitch December 20, 2016

Lasagnao

A really fucking stupid way to say lasagna

Carrie - "Hey Tom, would you like some Lasagnao? "
Tom - "Wow that's a fucjing stupid way to say lasagna"

by I Enjoy Drugs July 1, 2017