kill kittens

"Killing kittens" is a very useful euphemism to those who are incapable of spelling the big word "masturbating" correctly.

The metaphorical kitten killing is carried out by proxy, courtesy of Our Lord.

Wanna watch me kill kittens?

by You can't have my name. September 25, 2006

kitten pile

1. A collection of 3 or more kittens, cats, or other feline creatures lying in a pile.

All of the kittens made a kitten pile in the corner of the room.

by PetRockX October 2, 2006

kittens and puppies

The young, enthusiastic interns and new hires fresh out of school who want to take your job. Kittens are girls. Puppies are boys.

EMPLOYEE 1: Oh, the kittens and puppies in the summer intern program are so cute, I just want to take them home and cook them a hot meal!

EMPLOYEE 2: Cute, sure. But they'll kill you in your sleep and eat you if they think they can get away with it.

by Eegah! June 21, 2010

Kristen Stewart

Crazy,pot-smoking brat who couldn't act if her life depended on it. Possibly bipolar and manic depressive, not to mention schizophrenic... and not just when she plays Bella Swan in the Twilight series, because everyone knows she plays herself in her movies, and then proceeds to ruin them with her annoying hair-flipping and horrible facial expressions. She can't speak properly either, possibly due to being dropped on her head as a child, or the fact her teeth always get in the way.

Person 1: "Wow, Kristen Stewart just royally fucked that movie up!"
Person 2: "Yeah, she just played herself again..."
Person 3:"...Does anyone else think she always looks constipated?"
(Everyone else): "Yep"

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Person 1:"Well shitttt, her teeth got in the way of her face again!"
Person 2: "It's from all the pot I bet..."
Person 3: "Isn't that supposed to make you more chill?"
Person 2: "Apparently she got a bad batch."
Person 1: "Haha, well she'd get some better drugs if she could act better!"

by fadedportrait September 20, 2009

Kristen Stewart

An extremely untalented, self-posessed, annoying, snagletoothed "celebrity" that is most famous for playing the role of Isabella Swan in the best selling book series, Twilight

"Hey, did you see Twilight last night??,"says nerd 1
"Yea man that Kristen Stewart chick is ugly as hell don't you think?," says nerd 2.
"Totally. She wrecked the whole movie...," says nerd 1.

by Bob Lawblaw October 17, 2009

Kristen

Kristen is the most amazing girl alive! Kristen's are usually really tall and sexy! They love to go camping and four-wheeler riding! They love to come up to the mountains. THEY ARE REALLY SWEET! They are the most amazing people out there! They are freaking hilarious! Kristen loves broccoli! Kristen loves cats and has a lot of dawgs that are really FUCKING AWESOME! Kristen is the sexiest person alive! She makes other girls look like shit! They are big bootie hoes usually!(: They usually live in the city, around a bunch of city folks! But they are still fucking awesome! She dresses better than any hoe out there! She takes hours to pick out her outfit, she has dudes all over her day after day! She is SEXY AND SHE KNOWS IT! She makes famous BITCHES jealous! They see her and they are like "FUCKING DAMN, LOOK AT THIS BITCH, SHES FUCKING HOTTER THAN A CANDLE" She is an overall FUCKING AWESOME PERSON!!!!! :D She is also a SUPER FREAK, A TOTAL FREAK IN BED!

Freaking awesome Kristen

by iamfuckingawesome January 10, 2012

death to all kittens

A jerk fest. Developed from the phrase "Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten." Thus to masturbate many times within a night is to kill many kittens. Hence, "death to all kittens."

Buddy: This is some really hot porn.
Dude: Death to all kittens!

by BoneheadXL January 15, 2008