Dirty Kiwi

The act of peeling the fur off a kiwi and using it to wipe your ass after a shit.

“There’s no toilet paper left John”
“Don’t worry Jenny I prepared 3 dirty kiwis earlier”

Dirty Kiwi by Eggie Benis November 22, 2023

Dirty Kiwi

The act of peeling the fur off a kiwi and using it to wipe your ass after a shit

“There’s no toilet paper left John”
“Don’t worry Jenny we’ve got 3 kiwis, you’ll just have to do a dirty kiwi”

Dirty Kiwi by Eggie Benis November 23, 2023

Eating kiwi 

Eating kiwi is when you eat a juicy pussy that isn't completely shaved

Yeah I was eating kiwi the other night while I was at her place

Eating kiwi by Eaterrrrr February 18, 2024

fork the kiwi

To do IT with an Australian person

Person 1: Yoo I’m gonna fork the kiwi girl
Person 2: TMI dude

fork the kiwi by Miss Gurl that is HIDEOUS!😠 June 21, 2021

gone off kiwi fruit 

When you leave out a kiwi fruit for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off kiwi fruit tastes like shit.

gone off kiwi fruit by Debskelly1985 March 8, 2023

Cutting a kiwi 

Slang for jacking it

Just finished cutting a kiwi....I swear that doesn't mean jackin it

Cutting a kiwi by joshuaNHL October 10, 2023

Kiwicopter 

A teammate in an fps game that either gets you killed or is useless. It can also be the act of dying.

Oh look here comes the kiwicopter.

Kiwicopter by AlphaWolf7spirit October 17, 2017