Killing a Kitten

Refering to masturbation and the internet joke saying that every time you masturbate god kills a kitten.

ex: 1guy 1:DUDE WHAT THE FUCK MY CAT JUST DIED?!!?!?!
guy 2: uhhhhh......hahaha

ex: 2 guy 1: ughhh dude i was just killing a kitten to that miley cyrus video.
guy 2: what the hell man shes as old as your daughter?
guy 1: what? huh? no way. who cares..

by Mr.Tuesday .....bitch December 21, 2009

runescape kitten

When a kitten is on a high level of addiction on runescape and will violently strike down anyone in the game and in real life if it is disturbed at any level.

i went to go talk to my runescape kitten, but then it attacked me and slowly ate me. it went back to runescape and is now the best player in the game.

by Ryan, Matt, Tab, Sab January 17, 2011

Fuck Kitten

A small attractive female (commonly with a tight poon and asshole) that you want to pick up and throw on your bed and get naked with.

A fuck kitten is a mature women who is about the size of a 12 year old. Yet doesn't look it. 5 feet tall or less. Any age!

by Duhrtymofugga August 27, 2012

having kittens

v. To be excited or surprised
by an event.
v. To physically give birth to a litter of kittens.

Troy, you got the new heated condoms? I'm simply having kittens!

Aww, the mother cat is simply having kittens!

by Prima B. Goode July 4, 2004

kitten chow

One of the GREATEST sex positions EVER invented.

Step 1: Open her legs
Step 2:Pour ice cold milk into your lady's vagina
Step 3:Insert a desired amount of finely chopped asparagus into the clit.
Step 4:Have sexual intercourse until the mixture is very warm
Step 5:Have a kitten eat the mixture out of the vagina
Step 6:Sit and enjoy(:

whoa kitten chow

by RB123ilovepussy August 17, 2010

Trouser Kitten

you know that tingly feeling you get when your dick is tucked between your legs for too long and it falls asleep, but you cant adjust it because you're with your girlfriend? yea. that.

man, i had a date yesterday, and after, like, half an hour of the movie, i had this trouser kitten going.

by The Pirates March 27, 2011

kill+kittens

Everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten.

Mikey was caught killing kittens to Porn on the net.

by Dustin Imports August 19, 2003