A small attractive female (commonly with a tight poon and asshole) that you want to pick up and throw on your bed and get naked with.
A fuck kitten is a mature women who is about the size of a 12 year old. Yet doesn't look it. 5 feet tall or less. Any age!
by Duhrtymofugga April 03, 2012
When a kitten is on a high level of addiction on runescape and will violently strike down anyone in the game and in real life if it is disturbed at any level.
i went to go talk to my runescape kitten, but then it attacked me and slowly ate me. it went back to runescape and is now the best player in the game.
by Ryan, Matt, Tab, Sab January 17, 2011
Refering to masturbation and the internet joke saying that every time you masturbate god kills a kitten.
ex: 1guy 1:DUDE WHAT THE FUCK MY CAT JUST DIED?!!?!?!
guy 2: uhhhhh......hahaha
ex: 2 guy 1: ughhh dude i was just killing a kitten to that miley cyrus video.
guy 2: what the hell man shes as old as your daughter?
guy 1: what? huh? no way. who cares..
guy 2: uhhhhh......hahaha
ex: 2 guy 1: ughhh dude i was just killing a kitten to that miley cyrus video.
guy 2: what the hell man shes as old as your daughter?
guy 1: what? huh? no way. who cares..
by Mr.Tuesday .....bitch December 09, 2009
Troy, you got the new heated condoms? I'm simply having kittens!
Aww, the mother cat is simply having kittens!
Aww, the mother cat is simply having kittens!
by Prima B. Goode July 05, 2004
One of the GREATEST sex positions EVER invented.
Step 1: Open her legs
Step 2:Pour ice cold milk into your lady's vagina
Step 3:Insert a desired amount of finely chopped asparagus into the clit.
Step 4:Have sexual intercourse until the mixture is very warm
Step 5:Have a kitten eat the mixture out of the vagina
Step 6:Sit and enjoy(:
Step 1: Open her legs
Step 2:Pour ice cold milk into your lady's vagina
Step 3:Insert a desired amount of finely chopped asparagus into the clit.
Step 4:Have sexual intercourse until the mixture is very warm
Step 5:Have a kitten eat the mixture out of the vagina
Step 6:Sit and enjoy(:
whoa kitten chow
by RB123ilovepussy August 17, 2010
you know that tingly feeling you get when your dick is tucked between your legs for too long and it falls asleep, but you cant adjust it because you're with your girlfriend? yea. that.
man, i had a date yesterday, and after, like, half an hour of the movie, i had this trouser kitten going.
by The Pirates March 11, 2011
by Dustin Imports August 19, 2003