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Kiwi Fruit

(1) A homosexual man from New Zealand

(2) a delicious fruit from New New Zealand..

There is no area or country named Zealand

In New Zealand they use a different name for Kiwi fruit

In Australia we just believe it is called fruit. Same as Thai, Italian, Greek or Ethiopian, we believe you call it "food" not ' "Indian curry" if you are fromI in

India

So a kiwi "fruit' is fruit.
I gave my girl dinner last night

It had lettuce, ĺamb, baby tomatoes, cheese ,and a little ķiwi fruit

She called me a forugn cuck and threw it in the trash

I even made a nice dressing.

Kiwi fruit
by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023
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Golden Kiwi

It's when a man sticks his penis in a woman's butt and pees.
Man I really gave that girl a golden kiwi last night.
by LordPissbucket June 14, 2023
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Kiwi Glaze

When a person (typically born in New Zealand) with female genitalia ejaculates on the chest of another person, who then rubs the ejaculate on their own chest, belly and other body parts.
Holy shit! We had the best time… we did a Kiwi Glaze and then romped.
by F. Persimmon February 27, 2023
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Kiwi Beast

This is a mid plant that scares volcanic jay
“Post kiwi beast to scare volcanic Jay.”
by MyMom6969 March 1, 2023
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Kiwi

A fruit a bird and a something that my mom won't stop saying.
Mom why won't you stop saying "kiwi"?
by Blueyfan March 3, 2023
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gone off kiwi fruit

When you leave out a kiwi fruit for too long and it goes stale.
by Debskelly1985 March 8, 2023
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kiwi couple

A cringe description middle aged couples use. Usually used by older Japanese couples.
"We're a kiwi couple" - couple on WorkAway.info
by __somebody_ June 21, 2024
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