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Lodhi Khan 

Lodhi/Lodi Khan is a Pashtun subtribe. They descend from the infamous Ruler of Persia, Ibrahim Lodhi and his family. Not to be confused with their Lodhi Rajput counterparts, who were those who migrated and stayed in India, those of the Lodhi Khan caste were those who remained in Afghanistan/Northwest Pakistan. Many of the Lodhi Khans have migrated east. Lodhi Khans are brave and patriotic people, who value family and their culture/roots. They speak various languages, including Pashto, Farsi, Balochi and different dialects of Saraiki.
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Ngolo ngolo kante is the goat

khujaa khaltar 

-the mystery world of the thirteen years old's

-my mongolian best nickname for Enkhaldar

-a person that you can never win on argue
oh look, khujaa khaltar generations are here
khujaa khaltar by ict 9e May 3, 2022

To Khan Someone

To crush the skull of someone between your hands
To Khan Someone means to kill someone by caving in their skull

Khan: Grabs Markus
Markus: *Screams*
Khan: YOU SHOULD HAVE LET ME SLEEP!
Markus: *Screams some more*
*CRUNCH*

Nabeeha Khan 

She is the best teacher anyone can ever have. She is my learning strategies teacher and she makes class fun. I hope she can be my teacher for English next year. :)
Me: You have Nabeeha Khan as your teacher. You are going to have so much fun.
Nabeeha Khan by Kamyar is gay December 12, 2022

CT Kantor 

The type of guy to wear a sunflower lanyard and sleep in bin bags.
CT Kantor shat himself today.
CT Kantor by Binman69420 September 20, 2023

restart the khan academy 

Something everybody wishes they could do but can't because khan academy has been declining the feature constantly.

There intention is for a growth mind set.
The reality is the people reading the suggestions sound like a**holes and the kids just skip threw the questions after getting one so they get a 100. They have almost the worst customer service of all time, the only slightly worse customer service is a Fast food place being run half by 14 year olds at job days. Is khan academy not aware of the requests and that people skip it anyways.
Kid: I wish I could restart the khan academy

Kid 2: Yeah me too, I will make a feature request

Khan Worker: We have firmly chosen our decision to piss off kids, I mean not add that feature. We want to encourage a growth mind set.