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Poop Karma

When you're walking the dog and decide to pretend to not see the poop, not pick it up and walk away. Poop Karma kicks in when you poop and 1.) don't have toilet paper 2.) can't flush 3.) anything else embarrassing that involves poop.
You better pick up that poop or you'll get poop karma!
by bünch March 6, 2017
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Karma (the name)

Ahhhh where do I begin, where do I begin. Ahhh Karma what a lovely gentleman he is, always there to kiss ladies in need on the hand. He has a real back for rapping, always coming up with the most random verses. He is one of the most honest people to have ever graced this earth.
Person 1: “Look over there
Person 2: “Omg it’s Karma (the name)”
Person 1: “Damm I heard he’s the best kisser”
by Lamabros August 20, 2022
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karma punked

extreme coincidences that make it seem that the universe is snickering at you
My second chance was more like a probation-I just got karma punked.
by Cassandra silenced October 10, 2009
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voodoo karma

More evil than the evil

See also Judges old testament
Dude built that fuckatree house on a hillside using the negative energy from a custody situation

Teaching others how to do it

That's voodoo karma in motion
by Tonythetiler October 28, 2021
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karma-bitchslap

applies to a person who, gets whatever they want when they want it, and no one can explain how, yet once or twice a year something goes so horribly wrong in their life they cant see straight.
" I jst got a new mercedes, after buying half of starbuks, then my house caught fire, and starbuks went bankrupt..."

"oh dude... karma-bitchslap"
by bitchslap bob July 26, 2009
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karmas a bitch

when someone with the name "karma" or "kharma" gets mad while having oral sex and bites your penis.
your almost as good as my last girlfriend" *bite* "OHHH... KARMAS A BITCH!!!"
by monkeyhblack July 1, 2011
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credit karma

Free credit score that is really free! Credit karma saved my life?
Credit karma-"Am I really free?"
Credit karma-"Yes."
by Poop03 December 29, 2016
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