John

Very womanish gay dude to

Being next to john makes males angry constantly

by Gottad December 23, 2016

John

a toilet

John: I took a fat **** in john yesterday.

by John December 13, 2019

John

Another word for a penis

"Damn, that John was good last night

by ilovecookie5432 February 7, 2018

John

Murdering people under the influence of alcohol

Omg she did a John last night!

by Leeesalou May 31, 2020

John

A fatty ass guy who has a crush on Hannah L

John le is hannaj's boyfriend

by barocaro January 14, 2020

John

Gay cunt, usually likes sucking ass

Guy: Hey Gay Cunt
John: Stfu i'm telling mum

by John'sFriend August 6, 2018

John

Super cute, pretty quiet, and kind of a dork. He has dark brown, almost black, hair. He is very reserved and only talks to a few people, but he says hi when being greeted. He has an amazing low voice that sends shivers down your spine whenever he speaks. He can be completely oblivious when someone has a crush on him. He is very kind to the people around him, and he has a great sense of humor. When he walks into a room, you get an instant adrenaline rush because of how adorable he is.

"Hey, could you go over there and say hello to John for me? He's so adorable but I'm too awkward to say hi!"

by crushinglemons May 7, 2019