Joe

A Joe is when a person is playing the popular Football game "FIFA" on either the PS3 or Xbox 360, where you pass the ball directly to your defender from a Goal Kick and lose the ball to the opponent and they score a goal. Normally, the person who conceded the goal also continues to moan on about how it's unfair and you must give them a goal back, despite the fact that it was their fault.

Oh my God, you just did a Joe...

by Dheano August 15, 2010

Joe

Joe is slang for rock, boulder or other solid object. Used in reference to somebody who is large or hard to move

Yo, why there so many people standing at the door?
Coz nobdy can fit pas Joe at the front.

by handsdownthugtasticlike6:30 July 16, 2009

Joe

A Chicago based term as calling someone you dont know, or just dont feel like saying their name.

" " Whats good Joe " what you be about nigga? "

" Almighty BPSN 'All is well' "

" Whats poppin five FOLKS killa "

by Ambrosios August 21, 2012

Joe

Don’t ask his last name

What’s the last name of joe ?
Don’t ask it

by VegetablesHulkSmasher January 28, 2021

Joe

Joe is a 6'5 man child who is scared of the word Galapagos. He is a lady killer and he is Mr.Barry's favorite student. He likes to sniff chicken bacon ranch pizza for a hobby

Joe is not cancer

by Jbreezy November 3, 2016

Joe

Tends to have an IQ of -6. An alcoholic that loves bush lattes. Has a younger brother named Parker that only knows how to say the words fuck, fatass, and nigger. Smells like egg water and can never keep his pants up. Addicted to juuling and will do anything to take a hit off someone’s juul. And a master electrician with a tiny hammer.

Hey who’s that big dumb fucker with his ass crack hangging out?

Oh that’s just Joe

by dustymcbustalotofnuts69 November 14, 2018

Joe

A women's lady part Aka pussy.

She played basketball like her joe was on fire.

by Blowym5followit July 28, 2017