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Joe

The kind of person who would get used by a bunch of girls as a taxi driver in high school and loses all his real friends
‘Darn I wish joe wasn’t a hoe’
‘Why is joe such an idiot
‘Joe you’re retarded
by Steven Hawking101 May 29, 2018
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Joe

"Joe" a name most common with pedophiles. While most men like normal pornogrophy "Joe" likes watching kids play on the street. As you can tell Joe is no ordinary man. He's filled with passion for Jean shorts and olive oil. This god like figure masturbastes at least 11 times a day over the bride of chucky dvd case. "Joe" can be a very scary individual, if threatened he can bust out his DSR-50 and hit you with a mad drop shot. However this move will likely fail due to his fingers being covered in olive oil.
Friend of "Joe": ha Joe your such a faggot
"Joe" : *hits the floor*
by Big shequis November 23, 2018
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Joe

What a fuck boi. Ewww Joe is such a hoe and he smells of stinky and burnt cheese

Nobody deserves Joe apart from people that names start with E, because they are motherfucken HOOOOEEESSS
Dude: hey did you see that new guy Joe

Dudes Hoe: yea but he was making babies with his mum
by joethehow August 14, 2018
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Joe

he’s very mean, and he likes to bully people. he makes everyone annoyed, and likes to hurt people.
erna: omg its joe!
isabella: that guy?! he’s a jerk!
by izzieeee January 11, 2019
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Joe

Has a pig dick it with strangle you with its screwdriver like features. Watch out guys is scary but it's great be careful its yum yum.
person#1: Omg its Joe

Person#2:omg be care his big dick it long and scary but yum yum
by iwatchusleepyourmum March 8, 2022
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Joe

So...
You want to know who Joe is?
BIG. MISTAKE.
He is none other than JOE MAMA!!!
Guy 1: Hey, did you know Joe died of ligma?
Guy2: Who's Joe?
Guy1: JOE MAMA!
by Gamecraft2525 October 17, 2019
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Joe

The owner of The Crab Shack
"Joe is the owner of The Crab Shack, Joe's Crab Shack"
by GiggityGuy69 May 3, 2017
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