Ass Jousting

To ram or punch asses together in an synchronous motion, and moaning like a dead fish

mike smith got caught ass jousting with a black kid from georgia

by Daniel December 14, 2003

Jobs

bitch

Bill Gates made Steve Jobs his bitch.

He's such a dirty Jobs.

by Travis October 26, 2004

Jobs

1. To look up information on your Apple device

2. To dick around on your Apple device

3. To communicate via your Apple device

1. Can you Jobs the score on ESPN for me?

2. Quit Jobsing before you get smartphone dead leg, slut chops, and make me some bacon!

3. Will you please be my textretary and Jobs Steve about that rehearsal?

by Arianrhod2012 September 2, 2013

Jousting

To go hill walking with platonic male friends all the while exchanging jokes about rimming, sodomy and friends who may or may not be serial murderers. Usually takes place on a Sunday afternoon.

Peter: "Hey John, the weather looks alright outside, fancy going jousting this afternoon."

John: "Yeah that sounds good. I have access to the Freestyler this afternoon so I'll pick you up around 1pm"

by John McDonnell January 16, 2007

Jobshackin'

To perform any number of sexual acts (the more perverted the better, i.e. dirty sanchez, rusty trombone, cleveland steamer, etc..) in a construction site job shack during normal working hours, while a crew is working.

So I was jobshackin' this dirty slampig while I should have been framing up that house, and when I gave her the cajun hotstick she let out a yell so loud the entire crew knew what was goin' on and we got busted!

by bigboofer October 8, 2008

jobsploitation

making money from and cynically exploiting unemployed/employed people by forcing them to constantly update qualifications, jump hoops, pay to work, attend job seeker interviews, accept unsuitable employment etc.

A massive student debt and then years of jobsploitation to look forward to - I wouldn't like to be a young person these days!

by anotheratheist May 2, 2010

Jobsmas

referring to the day of a Steve Jobs Keynote.

Do you think we'll get a new iPhone for Jobsmas, or is it just going to be new iTunes features?

by s1l1c0n3 November 19, 2010