Jill asked for your Facebook password the first week you started dating. She makes more money than you and has a GPS under the front left wheel of your 80's silver Mustang. Good luck besting her 10" vibrator named Tyree.
You're an absolute cunt, Jill. Good luck running your Anal Krappa Krappa sorority. And for the love of God, clean it once in a while.
by SororityJill July 3, 2022
Get the Jillmug. Finding a Jill is when you meet a girl whom words cannot describe. She is a girl you are willing to love to the ends of the earth and would do anything for. There’s only a few chances you’ll get at finding her so once your sure it’s her don’t let her go. You’ll know you’ve found her when she’s your first thought on your mind when you wake up and the lasting thing you think before you fall asleep.
bro 1: dude, finding a Jill is my dream
bro 2: hey man, don’t be too pushy and maybe you can get a peak at her coochie
bro 1: man fuck you I just wanna cuddle
bro 2: hey man, don’t be too pushy and maybe you can get a peak at her coochie
bro 1: man fuck you I just wanna cuddle
by ThrowAway69 March 6, 2019
Get the Finding a Jillmug. When somthing is Jille Diesel it is much pressure or "TRØKK" or you drive your tractor when it comes black smoke it is Jille Diesel
by JilleMaskin May 13, 2022
Get the Jille Dieselmug. The main characters in my definitions.
Jimothy: We are Jimothy, Jill, and Sammy.
Jill: And we're the main characters...
Sammy: In this boi's definitions!
Jill: And we're the main characters...
Sammy: In this boi's definitions!
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 19, 2022
Get the Jimothy, Jill, and Sammy.mug. Jill, where do I start, she is not only the most gorgeous girl you will ever see, but she is also so sweet and SILLY! She is probably little but don't let this fool you because she can be mean but shes probably right. Everyone loves Jill because shes loyal and always fun to be around. Everyone loves Jill PERIOD (especially if your name is Michael)
Michael: " dude there is this girl in my Spanish class shes so hot and funny bro"
Jacob: "she definitely thinks your just a friend"
Michael: "no bro I'm gonna date her"
Jacob: "no way you could date a jill"
Michael: "facts shes way to pretty and funny and awesome and cool".
Jacob: "she definitely thinks your just a friend"
Michael: "no bro I'm gonna date her"
Jacob: "no way you could date a jill"
Michael: "facts shes way to pretty and funny and awesome and cool".
by dirtysillygoosepeoplellove February 20, 2023
Get the Jillmug. by jac4043 July 15, 2022
Get the Jillesmug. by GoodtimeJill August 3, 2023
Get the Good Time Jillmug.