jewish tailgating

When driving your automobile and another car keeps riding in your blind spot purposefully, or jewish tailgating you.

"Oh snap, that car keeps jewish tailgating me!"

by Evan Danals May 4, 2008

Jewish Omelette

First you take an extremely large woman who has a roll covering her vajj. Then,you bang her until you are colse to cumming. Right before you cum you knock her out, and cum in the roll. Then you do other nasty things to the roll(puke,shit,piss etc.). Then put the large whale in an oven and cook for 10-20 minutes at about 450 degrees. When you are done you should have a Jewish Omelette.

Dude! You know that fat chick i hooked up with last night, I made a Jewish Omelette out of her.

by R and G January 9, 2009

Jewish cucumber

When a male Fucks a Female up the ass and the girl shits in the boys mouth, proceeding the boy eats out the girl, then they fuck. :

Wow! Great Jewish Cucumber last night!

by Lynn Johnston May 14, 2008

Jewish Handshake

Another word for a hand job, or the act of a girl giving a guy a hand job.(jaking a guy off): Never referred to when a male does this to himself.

You can recieve a Jewish Handshake, you just can't give yourself one.

Ya, Stacey came over last night. She gave me the good ol' "Jewish Handshake". If you know what I mean.

by Nidnal January 28, 2008

Jewish Medusa

The sexual act in which you rip off your pubes and put them in a Yamaka. Then, you put the Yamaka on your partners head.

I totally gave Will the Jewish Medusa last night. He took it like a man.

by HitmeagainLaxBro November 3, 2011

Jewish duck

1. A turd
2. An insult

1.I had a big jewish duck yesterdaY!
2.The fat lady is such a Jewish duck!

by BAM March 31, 2005

Jewish barber

It is the opposite from Turkish barber and is when a jewish man becomes a barber. It is also used to insult someone you dislike"

James "I hate you"
Craig "why"
James "because youre a fucking Jewish barber"

by Craig Gunderson July 15, 2010