Jesus Jinx January

Little know the legend of JESUS JINX! When Jesus was bron, he said JINX BIATCH so loud that the whole planet shaked like a boner. This is why Ravens are black as a black dick. IN order to not become like a black dick you have to say JESUS JINX BIATCH every silent moment of January (like when you sleep or are at school)

Hey man, you know you should never say?
What dude?
JESUS JINX BIATCH!
(This is why little Jonesy got detention and killed himself)
This is why you HAVE to say JESUS JINX BIATCH even in school or in a funeral!
Jesus jinx January kids!

by Jesus( The one who said JINX) November 30, 2018

No PUBG January

A month in which you cannot play PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds in any way, shape or form. Loss of saltiness tends to increase by 700%.

"Hey, Michael, I need your help in Pochinki!"
"Sorry man, it's No PUBG January! Can't do that shit today!"

by pimpex December 3, 2018

26th of january

people born on the 26th of january are so sexy like step on me please you are so hot and sexy and successful and cool and refined and rich your are so cool.

guy: yeah he was born on the 26th of january

other guy: ah that must be why he's so shmexy

by wheckles October 17, 2020

January 19th

National bitch slap your little brother day

Person 1: it’s January 19th
Person 2: sHIT-

by Microwaves go mmmmmmmmmmm October 27, 2019

January 6th

the baddest bitches were born on this day. no one else can compete.

- omg woah she’s so cool!
• yeah ik, she was born on january 6th

by cl$wn November 22, 2019

January 21

It’s National Hurt Dylan Day! Throw a friend name Dylan down a case of stairs! Or you can do something worse.

Hey man, it’s January 21st! We have to try and hurt Dylan!

by ZTuna June 4, 2020

January 7

the people born on january 7 he is the best

omg he is born on january 7 he is the best

by okey man October 25, 2019