Jake

Jake- A faggot who flirts with like a million of girls.who loves sucking dick for free, whos really gay, not good with girls and has a smaller dick than an asian. Also has acne with isn't attractive

Girl 1: have you seen jakes dick?
Girl 2: no but i heard its smaller than an asians lol

by Billy0986 February 6, 2014

Jake

Sometimes the name of people generally fun to be around, but often times are considered to be Piles. That is people that constantly flake on their friends for something else.

I have a lot of fun with Jake, Except he has been a real pile these past few weeks.

by Billyjoecrack September 29, 2011

Jake

Jake is annoying little shit that's your friend no matter how annoying he is. He also likes to use gay terms like calling people a Bear even though he is secretly gay. His friends know this, but they really don't care because Jake is their homosexual friend! :D

Guy: Hey Jake

Jake: Hey Bear ;)

Guy 1: ...

by !Mr. Bear! February 10, 2015

Jake

Jake is a nice guy but he will break your heart he messes you around hes a big ugly assed fuckboy

Jake the cheat

by Gingeredemma July 5, 2018

Jake

One of the sweetest boys you will ever meet, He is old fashion he will open doors and Treat you like Roytaly he has a great taste of music He has amazing hair and eyes he is a bad boy with a heart of gold every girl wants to be with him low-Key he is a amazing friend in every way He’s very sweet boy. Any girl is Jealous of his girlfriend, Jake is normally a popular kid with a awesome smile that makes any girl Happy. He normally has a deep voice He listens carefully and every girl loves to talk to him everyone comes to him for advice He has Great taste in clothes.He Spoils his Girlfriend With paragraphs and Gifts.

Girl 1:Who is that hot boy
Girl 2: That is Jake look at his eyes and smile
Girl 1 Yea

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by Nugget chicken liken April 21, 2018

Jake

"Jake" is a shorter version of One who's being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End.

Look here, you're kinda being a Jake right now!

Look here you're kinda being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End chap.

by Psuto-under June 12, 2017

Jake

Jake is the sweetest most caring person you'll ever meet he will tell you look great even if yu don't he will say he loves yu no mater what he will lose friends for you if you have him as a boyfriend or best friend or even friend make sure to hold on to him and never let you he makes your life complete and makes your world turn sometimes lies are spread about him but you clarify with him what happened and yu know he would never lie

I love you so much Jake.

by Littlelilly September 18, 2017