A woman/man with a harry ass that has never shaved in her life.
Also can be a complete Bitch at times.
Loves to give and receive Rainbow Kisses and Rusty Trombones.
Loves to beat cracker meat.
Wishes she could have an omega boner.
Thinks they are gangsta.
Also can be a complete Bitch at times.
Loves to give and receive Rainbow Kisses and Rusty Trombones.
Loves to beat cracker meat.
Wishes she could have an omega boner.
Thinks they are gangsta.
by DJD666 January 12, 2009
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A published but then discarded Hobbit character from the Lord Of The Rings franchise, written by J R R Tolkien.
Jake was chosen first, over the character of Frodo Baggins, to be the carrier of the 'One Rind' an ancient strip of bacon rind forged long ago by the evil Jewish Necromancer "soups-on Goldstein".
Jake Nolan was quested to take the 'One Rind' to the cracks of 'Mount Pig Scrotum' where he was to cast it into the fiery sperm from once it came. No pun intended.
But alas Tolkien's first print was said to be "Far too Jewish for the public of it's time" and was unfortunately canned by the publishing company before it reached wide scale publication.
Only a few copy's survive of Tolkien's unread masterpiece for telling the heroic adventure of the debatable best protagonist that literature has never heard about, Jake.
Jake was chosen first, over the character of Frodo Baggins, to be the carrier of the 'One Rind' an ancient strip of bacon rind forged long ago by the evil Jewish Necromancer "soups-on Goldstein".
Jake Nolan was quested to take the 'One Rind' to the cracks of 'Mount Pig Scrotum' where he was to cast it into the fiery sperm from once it came. No pun intended.
But alas Tolkien's first print was said to be "Far too Jewish for the public of it's time" and was unfortunately canned by the publishing company before it reached wide scale publication.
Only a few copy's survive of Tolkien's unread masterpiece for telling the heroic adventure of the debatable best protagonist that literature has never heard about, Jake.
Carlos - "Damn Jim I'm covered in pig sperm"
Jim - "Just like the One Rind after Jake threw it into Mount Pig Scrotum?"
Carlos - "Yeah exactly"
Jim - "Just like the One Rind after Jake threw it into Mount Pig Scrotum?"
Carlos - "Yeah exactly"
by CatBelly January 10, 2013
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Get the jake mug.An Asian prostitute who lives in the East Coast of the United States. Jake's are very frisky and tend to bite. They have no reproductive organs or self control.
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Get the jake mug.A half jew douchey fuck from Horseheads, NY thats sports a massive 3.5 inch penis. Never seen without a dip in his mouth and always easy to spot in large crowds because of his enormous schnoz. This species is extremely ugly and may burn your eyeballs.
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