Jake is usually tall. Enjoys playing guitar has red hair or brown hair. Blue eyes. Very smart although he doesnt show it. Very emotional once you get to know him. All around great and funny guy if you can get past that he is a bit of a bitch. Has a tiny penis.
by RAWRIMAKITTY March 11, 2011
Jake- A faggot who flirts with like a million of girls.who loves sucking dick for free, whos really gay, not good with girls and has a smaller dick than an asian. Also has acne with isn't attractive
by Billy0986 February 07, 2014
Sometimes the name of people generally fun to be around, but often times are considered to be Piles. That is people that constantly flake on their friends for something else.
by Billyjoecrack September 29, 2011
Jake is annoying little shit that's your friend no matter how annoying he is. He also likes to use gay terms like calling people a Bear even though he is secretly gay. His friends know this, but they really don't care because Jake is their homosexual friend! :D
by !Mr. Bear! February 11, 2015
Jake is a sexy mofo who has a huge penis and balls. He is 25% and is a well known coochie slayer. He is known for his huge dick that is about 15 inches long. It’s so big that he tapes it to his leg. Everyone wants to be Jake, for he fucks a new bitch every night.
by Jakefishyyyy December 31, 2018
A super stupid kid who is probably short, loves making super un-funny youtube videos. But is probably dating some super awesome girl who is everything he needed in his life. Jake is super bad at everything so he probably won't go far in this world.
by LLAMAXRIDER December 02, 2019
"Jake" is known for continuously getting friend zoned by many women and when he gets friend zoned, he goes and skinny dips with other men, plays Butt Cookie, and other extremely homosexual games.
by newalbany January 05, 2018