Jacob

Asshole

Jacob is Just an asshole

by caveman1993 June 11, 2020

Jacob

an annoying dickhead

bill- oh theirs another Jacob

by dgrss March 26, 2019

Jacob

- Jacobs are some empathetic s.o.b's.
- They don't know the meaning of caring for themself.

- Not the most attractive human beings out there but have a heart 10x as big as their body
- Gets along with literally everyone: Plays video games with the nerds but it also on the basketball team.
- Also secretly listens to hard rock and heavy metal but no one knows except the people who have the pleasure to meet a Jacob.
- Also kind of a doofus.

A: Hey, did you see that new kid that moved down the block?
B: yeah I think his name was Jacob or something like that?
A: don't bother then. He is just going to sit inside and play video games all day.

by maple.smash March 29, 2019

Jacob

Jacob gets horny very fasted loves the idea of sex will make any girl smile normal has brown hair and tall and very out going will do anything for his girl

Girl 1:so u go out with jacob
Girl 2:yea
Jacob:hi. Cuite

Girl 2:he makes me so happy

by Alessa April 18, 2019

Jacob

Off brand Mexican

Jacob is an off brand Mexican also known as shirtless jake

by Taco cat 14137 September 15, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a kind but shy person but he is very tuff and ready to throw down at any time but for good reasons, he helps his friends if needed he's very blunt but a good friend over all

Guy 1:Hay did you here what jacob did
Guy 2: no why happend

Guy 1: he beat the shit out of that one dude because he was picking on a friend of his
Guy 2: he is a guy that u don't mess with man watch out or git 9n his good side or else

by Jake90isdope May 29, 2018

Jacob

A person who's just like a bear. Although he gets mad very fast and will believe any negative thing someone says about someone he's close to. But he's the most loving and caring and will never let you down.

Omg look that's Jacob styles and he's the best bear there is!!

by Bear4life July 17, 2016