Jacob

Asshole

Jacob is Just an asshole

by caveman1993 June 11, 2020

Jacob

- Jacobs are some empathetic s.o.b's.
- They don't know the meaning of caring for themself.

- Not the most attractive human beings out there but have a heart 10x as big as their body
- Gets along with literally everyone: Plays video games with the nerds but it also on the basketball team.
- Also secretly listens to hard rock and heavy metal but no one knows except the people who have the pleasure to meet a Jacob.
- Also kind of a doofus.

A: Hey, did you see that new kid that moved down the block?
B: yeah I think his name was Jacob or something like that?
A: don't bother then. He is just going to sit inside and play video games all day.

by maple.smash March 29, 2019

Jacob

an annoying dickhead

bill- oh theirs another Jacob

by dgrss March 26, 2019

Jacob

Jacob gets horny very fasted loves the idea of sex will make any girl smile normal has brown hair and tall and very out going will do anything for his girl

Girl 1:so u go out with jacob
Girl 2:yea
Jacob:hi. Cuite

Girl 2:he makes me so happy

by Alessa April 18, 2019

Jacob

Off brand Mexican

Jacob is an off brand Mexican also known as shirtless jake

by Taco cat 14137 September 15, 2019

Jacob

Jaco the best cousin anyone could ask for very loving and kind

Jacob is the best

by Poopowchsmell December 27, 2019

Jacob

A smart ass cool person who always is nice but when he gets Mad you don’t wanna duck with him

Jacob is so ducking cool omg I wanna date him but he already is a couple

by Jakeyuh April 5, 2019