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Jude

Sexiest, most beautiful, kind man you ever meet on planet earth, you deserve a Jude especially if his second name is HURLEY
Omfg his name is Jude
by jancreek March 13, 2025
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Jude

A basketball player that shoots threes and barley misses he also gives no shit
by Judegoescrazyy November 23, 2023
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Jude

Ontario mans

Uses vocabulary like: ahlie, bare loud, sweeter mans, Wagwan Fham, jumped, down bad, big MAN, FAT DUMMY

Acts like a british dude
"Hey Jude, don't make it bad.
Take a sad song and make it better.
Remember to let her into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better.
Hey Jude, don't be afraid.
You were made to go out and get her.
The minute you let her under your skin,
Then you begin to make it better.
And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain,
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders.
For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.
Hey Jude, don't let me down.
You have found her, now go and get her.
Remember to let her into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better.
So let it out and let it in, hey Jude, begin,
You're waiting for someone to perform with.
And don't you know that it's just you, hey Jude, you'll do,
The movement you need is on your shoulder.
Hey Jude, don't make it bad.
Take a sad song and make it better.
Remember to let her under your skin,
Then you'll begin to make it
Better better better better better better, oh.
Na na na nananana, nannana, hey Jude...
(repeat X number of times, fade)"
by Harrito October 18, 2021
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Jude

A guy unlike anyone you've ever met before. He has gorgeous blue eyes and dark brown hair. You can't stop thinking of him once you meet him. He has the most amazing smile and he always makes you laugh. If you ever have some sort of special connection with this person, don't take it for granted. If he ever smiles at you and looks deep into your eyes, your heart will set on fire and later you'll wonder how someone can make you feel such a way. He finds many things funny and amusing and you'll often see him smiling or laughing. He can be mischievous at times, in a teasing, secretive way. He's very observant and loves to watch expressions, dramatic failures and embarrassments, and any kind of engaging entertainment (not in a bad way, as many people do, including myself). He's average height and often reminisces past memories. He really likes summer and is self conscious about his hair. It may seem like one day he really likes you, and then the next day he doesn't, so he can cause you to be a little confused. But whatever you do, enjoy and cherish every amazing moment you have with him, because guys like him are hard to find.
"Who's that guy with the smiling eyes and mischievous smile?"

"Must be a Jude"
by TheSummerOfLastYearKB June 11, 2022
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Jude

Smelly ass Fortnite kid who vapes in the bathroom and cries when you take his vape away.

To have no bitches daily, to beat your meat 36 times a day to being a little shit with no friends.

FUCK YOU JUDE YOU LITTLE SHIT
girl one * You see jude

girl two * you mean the bitch
by JudehaterBECAUSEHEISABITCHAAAA December 5, 2022
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Jude

Someone who keeps getting girlfriends and breaking up with them for no reason. Dated a thicc chicken once.
by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf September 24, 2019
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jude

i am jude so i can hit all you bicths
by nassy gaman February 22, 2021
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