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Jeepered

To be chased and taken by someone in a noisy black jeep or any noisy black truck, like in the film Jeepers Creepers.
Oh goodness Bob I'm so worried that Maggie is gonna go to that party and get herself Jeepered!
by Leonidas The Grand March 26, 2023
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Jasper

A really hot guy with a huge... personality and something else

A huge heart full of love

He's also way cooler than Nico
Holy shit is that jasper?
by jesuslover3000000000 April 20, 2023
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jasper kink

a kink to the best person in the entire galaxy , the person you’d spend your entire life with . having a jasper kink means extreme obsession and horniness . the symptoms of having this are vomiting n gagging when she’s not there , barking whenever she’s around , choking to death when ur not on the phone w her , and more .
“ damn bruh i can’t breathe
“ yeah jasper not here so u not breathing their air rn , thats that jasper kink . “
by xvrseu April 26, 2023
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Jestermate

An estimation that is considered to be so unrealistic that it is humorous.
Estimate how long it’ll take to walk to the sun”

“About two days

“Woah. That’s a bit of a Jestermate there”
by OliverxHenry1304 August 16, 2023
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Jasperdawgin

Jasper is a rescue German Shepard mix.

Our house of bartenders was his last stop. At first he was so scared he lashed out. Over the last few years he has a smile on his face and is out and about in our town.

It's a vibe of "I know how to be nice, I have been through hell, I will not let you affect me, fuck around and find out".
Jasperdawgin

Jasperdawgin is the idea/thought process/existential sewing notion that I am cool.
I had no interest in that other couples fight. I was just Jasperdawgin.
by Nickscuseme September 15, 2023
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jizz jester

1. a woman who prefers to play with jizz after it is applied to her, regardless of where the jizz was placed

2.A woman who despite her jizz tomfoolery, feels no shame for her actions...she just wants jizz...in her mouth and everywhere...
After I nutted last night I got a nice show from Cindy, she is quite the jizz jester.
by King Ov Da Sea October 29, 2009
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madison jeseritz

the girl of my dreams. She makes me smile every morning, she is and will always will be the girl of my dreams and she will always be mine. I love you Madison Rae Jeseritz. BH2000
Madison Jeseritz you make me so happy
by uncle ray ray March 11, 2015
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