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Jank Bag

When someone is janky aka junk - like/Trashy. Another way to say hoe bag. Can be used randomly and jokingly when your friend is pissing you off.
by - J.C November 23, 2020
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Jank blanket

A blanket used primarily for discreetly hiding your body as you jank the paddle. Usually covered in spunk.
That used to be my favorite quilt from Nana, but you give it to cousin Johnny and it immediately becomes a Jank blanket.
by GlibJester July 28, 2018
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Jank

The combination of a man wearing Jaggings; and the un-avoidable exploitation of said man's junk.
Co-Worker 1 says to Co-Worker 2: "Seriously, he has way too much Jank shoved into those Jaggings."
by Stiffler v.2 March 10, 2011
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Jank

Definition1:(JA-N-QUE') A man that is an incredible bitch and is retarded beyond all belief.

Definition2:A convenient ash tray such as an empty or little fillmed coke can, A water bottle, or a pink lemonade bottle from best buy is the best jank humanly possible.
Definition 2 Example: Coke can,water bottle and other ghetto home found goods.

Definition 1 example: ...Tim is a jank
by SykoXhitman August 9, 2009
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jank

by superphatgurl March 21, 2010
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jank

Jank is an adjective used to describe something that is sketchy, ratchet, dirty, distasteful, broken or wacky. Usually the objects/persons it describes are nowhere near classy to begin with before they became jank.
Why don't you buy underwear off of Amazon instead? Craigslist is too fucking jank!

My phone is the most jank--it keeps freezing and the screen is hella cracked.

Only jank ass men wear fedoras, tbh.
by oompaloompalover February 10, 2017
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Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.
Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!
by Goooooober May 9, 2016
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