Isaac Newton

(Issac Knew a Ton) The ingenious- satanic tyrant who discovered gravity and doomed the lives of high school physics students. He is the sole creator of hell known as Newtons Laws and endless mental torture . His accomplice is the infamous apple that dropped on his melon sized brain, and thus it shall also be blamed for tearing out the brains of any teenager who was simply trying to enjoy physics. Issac is the demon himself.

"I wish the apple had dropped on Isaac Newton's head at a greater F=ma, and killed him."

by Arkansoul April 12, 2017

Isaac

A stupid ass kid who likes to do stupid shit. He makes his parents get into fights and laughs at people that need help when they need it the most. He is addicted to video games and rages when he doesn't get his way or if he doesn't win. Also don't make fun of him or he will fortnite dance on your dead body.

Isaac, for the love of God, bring your Geo average past a 38% please

by minecraftgood June 18, 2019

Isaiah

A spazzing person that gives 0 fucks about anyone or anything and is a asshole 99.9% of the time

Stop being a fucking isaiah

by Awsomesauce76 July 18, 2019

isaac

adj., in ownership of a bean-head

trevor "yo steve"
steve "yeh?"
trevor "check out the 'isaac' on this guy"
steve "ha ha, yeh that sure is one
mighty *bean head*, sucks to be him right?"
trevor "yeh, sucks totally"

by theotherguys April 16, 2009

Isaiah

Very sexy, very good at sex, but couldn't commit to save his life! I've had sex with him multiple times and he still ignores me unless he wants sex.

*sex with Isaiah*
*next day*
Me: hey
Him: hi *walks off immediately*
*next week*
Him: hey wanna hang out later ;)
Me: sure v.v

by legs_closed_zipper_up October 18, 2012

Isaiah

pretty funny, but the fuking worst brother. He is so annoying but when he is at school he catches all the girls, no matter what race, grade, age etc. He is a coochie catcher

"Oh yah Isaiah, he can catch my coochie anytime. His sister says he is annoying though. But he's hot!"

by hisoka's lover August 14, 2019

Isaac

A little bastard who thinks he can get girls with his ugly ass trim 🥱 ahh what a cipa😊

1: what's your name?
2: isaac. I'm a Big cipa.

by CookiesAreOk November 24, 2021