An intentional mangling of (the) internet used for ironic effect as a humorous reference to the large segment of the population that remains clueless about technology. Now a popular malapropism, "the internets" meme exploded after the second televised Bush-Kerry debate held prior to the 2004 Presidential election. Blogs and Television, especially The Daily Show, bear much of the responsibility for the initial propagation of "the internets" as it is currently used.
When asked about the seeming inevitibility of a draft, the President replied, "I hear there's rumors on the Internets (sic) that we're going to have a draft..."
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When someone gets upset on the internet, they are "mad on the internet." This is similar to being mad in real life, but never justifiable, and will always make one look particularly bad or stupid.
People are always getting mad on the internet at me just because I'm never wrong and know how to keep my cool.
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Generally the actions of this person have no reflection of how they actually are.
Generally the actions of this person have no reflection of how they actually are.
Boy: OMG im lyk so c00l. Haunted house wif ma homes!!!111!one
Girl: I'm going too! See you there.
Boy: YESHHH! LETZ HAV S3X.
Girl: Do you have internet retardation?
Girl: I'm going too! See you there.
Boy: YESHHH! LETZ HAV S3X.
Girl: Do you have internet retardation?
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While at the same time filling int with more security holes then a swiz cheese.
While at the same time filling int with more security holes then a swiz cheese.
Yay! internet explorer just got support for transparency in png files!...
5-7 years after everyone else....
Oh and its only absolute transparency not alpha value!
Hmmm... maybe in another 5-7 years...
5-7 years after everyone else....
Oh and its only absolute transparency not alpha value!
Hmmm... maybe in another 5-7 years...
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