hulu hoops

Commercials on Hulu; what they make you jump through before you can watch whatever the hell you wanted to watch.

I wanted to watch the new episode of South Park on Hulu, but I had to jump through a lot of Hulu Hoops.

by Rockinsockinrobot August 26, 2015

Hula hoop tricks on it

Someone you find incredibly attractive/ Someone you would vigorously ride.

See that guy over there? Hula hoop tricks on it.

by Fruitloop999 July 15, 2024

dunking on the hoop

the action during intercourse where the male ejaculates and it goes through the females hoop ear-ring.

I was trying to give this girl a facial the other day and totally was thinking about dunking on the hoop

by Genius_troll November 1, 2020

Hoop earring theory

Specifically, some women wear specific-sized hoop earrings to represent the girth and thickness of their man’s cock.

“She was at the club wearing these 4 inch hoops. You know hoop earring theory: that’s the thickness of her man.”

by Linewyorkguy May 19, 2025

hooped earrings

a big circle plonked on your ear.

look at that chav's with them massive hooped earrings.

by E.Q AND P.C February 6, 2014

sausage hooping

twerking on your boy in a heterosexual way

It was sausage hooping because I kept my socks on.

by x0mbiez July 6, 2025

Hoop Angel

Hoop angel is a menace to society, notoriously again homeless men

I have a urge to throw a steaming hot honey bun at a homeless person

Person: That must be hoop angel

by Honeybundefender December 12, 2023