paris hilton it

to drive home intoxicated.

We went out to the bars, had a little too much, and subsequently had to paris hilton it home.

by drewrx December 2, 2007

paris hilton

The first person to become famous for being a rich ho.

"what's Paris Hilton famous for anyways"
"I dunno... all she does is have sex and go shopping"
"True dat"

by D curt November 17, 2006

paris hilton

See: Anorexic
See: Slut
See: Whore
See: Ugly
See: Stuck up rich snob

Yo that stuck up skinny ass ugly whore Paris Hilton dont deserve that fortune.

by doggy March 24, 2004

Paris Hilton

What exactally did paris hilton do to become a "celebrity"? oh thats right, jack $hit. her makeup is horrible, and she looks like a sack of bones rattling around on the red carpet.

*in science class*
person 1: hey look at the skeleton model.
person 2: it looks like paris hilton, it just needs a buttload of eyeshadow on it.

by stranger June 10, 2004

Paris-Palin

When a woman (especially a white woman) who acts like Paris Hilton (sleeps around, takes drugs, parties extremely hard, very wild, impossible to control), and then one day tries to act like Sarah Palin (Christian, stuck up, acts like she is better than everybody else, passes judgment on everyone else, conservative, fake role model) like she has never done anything wrong in her entire life.

You see that girl in the white dress, she went Paris-Palin, she doesn't know who her babies daddies are, but now tries to act like a preacher's wife.

by honkey501 June 26, 2009

Paris Hilton

You know, I read all these definitions, and in response to the people who say 'OMG ur all just jealous shes so hawt!!!oneone11!!!' I really don't find her the least bit attractive. She sucks at film-making and she's a skank.

Rabid teenybopper: OMG i worship paris everyones just jealous! LOL!!!1!1!!oneone!
Me: Dood she's a cheap skank.
Rapid teenybopper: no she isnt!!!1! LOL!!!
Me: How very intelligent.
Rabid teenybopper: i kno im lyk so smart!
Me: That was sarcasm you idiot!

by Darth Assclown August 31, 2005

paris hilton

biggest slut on earth

"shes so skanky shes like paris hilton in her new sex tape."

by greendaygrl17 January 5, 2005