If thou shall not rebel, then thou not a rebel

A quote that has to do with social studies with rebellions if a person is not going to rebel agaisnt the world, then there not a rebel.

The leader said to his men, "If thou shall not rebel, then thou not a rebel."

by Kevin O' Wiggyworth October 29, 2009

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed

a phrase used by people who live a clean life and realize that people who lives a life of drugs, alcohol and hookers-in-closets are not only enjoying life more, but are going to live longer and rule the planet

Brian: Well I'm glad that you had so much fun on Friday getting crunked and chasing tail all weekend while I was helping my sister move for the third time this year.

Steve: Yeah bro, it was pretty wild

Brian: If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed !

based on Chuck Lorre's response to Charlie Sheen's comment, "Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off,..."

by smohr March 3, 2011

If you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive

A saying that means if you commit enough bad actions, eventually those actions will spiral out of your control.

"Remember Sarah, who used to take Adderall in college? She just got arrested for aggravated assault and petty theft."

"Well, if you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive."

by penisshakes May 27, 2020

If you see this

If you see this, fuck you. have a nice day though.

:)

honestly I don't know what i was thinking, but if you see this, go fuck yourself.

Have a nice day though

by Just some guy who had his name May 27, 2020

if not, then flip her over and play in the mud.

a female is to young to have pubic hair so you should do her in the ass.

If somebody says "if there is grass on the field play ball" but there is no grass on the field a response is "if not, then flip her over and play in the mud."

by R-DoggCA August 31, 2008

if i was an egg

This phrase is used by poeple who want to be different, and instead of just saying "oh, you crack me up!" they imply it by saying "oh, if I was an egg i'd be dead by now!"
It can also be used directly after the phrase "you crack me up!"

Becky - cunt nuggets, I just dropped my slut muffin!
Richard - Oh, me, you crack me up! If I was an egg I'd be dead by now!

by Bedeb Aibcad April 20, 2008

If my grandma had wheels

A phrase which roots are the hebrew language. carries a very rough mephistophelean/ironic fragrance.
It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.

One may add it his own 'punch' bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger.

Example 1:
David: "Oh simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?"
Simon: "Yeah...If my grandma had wheels..."

examles of a common expansion:
"If my grandma had wheels, she was a motorcycle".

by Omri April 27, 2005