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Cuntasourous hoemongus idioslutis

Someone who is so narcissistic and childish that they refuse to see their own mistakes and blame the entire world for their sad and selfish way of life. Always a victim and never the responsible party for anything. You will never win an argument with them or get them to see their wrong doings.
“Man, I can’t believe what Brooke did to my brother”
“What happened?”

“Her car broke down and even after he fixed it, she blamed him for not knowing it would break and not being able to fix it faster, she didn’t even pay him!”

“Wow, she’s such a Cuntasourous hoemongus idioslutis!”
by Jonny ButterStrings November 15, 2023
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The Repeating Idiocy Theorem

The Repeating Theorem discusses how stupid people will repeat the same dumb choices because they're too idiotic to learn from consequences.
"I want to get back with my ex." - (Idiot, probably named Brad)

"YOU FUCKING DUMBASS! YOU'RE AN IDIOT! I MADE THE REPEATING IDIOCY THEOREM TO SHOW HOW YOUR DUMBASS CONTINUSIONLY MAKES THE SAME RETARDED CHOICES!" - Me (Fuck you guy, probably named Brad, you idiot)
by Theoremist November 22, 2023
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Theory of Constructed Idioms

The idea that common phrases ("it's raining cats and dogs," "break a leg") are miniature cultural constructions. Their meaning isn't literal, but is built and maintained through shared use within a group. To an outsider, they're nonsense. To an insider, they carry condensed cultural knowledge and solidarity. Idioms are proof that even our most casual speech is built on layers of shared, invisible agreement.
Example: "I told my British colleague I'd 'touch base' later. He was confused—was I playing baseball? The Theory of Constructed Idioms kicked in: that phrase is a constructed piece of U.S. corporate-speak, building a sense of shared, casual urgency. My literal words were meaningless; the constructed, agreed-upon meaning was 'I'll update you,' which only works if you're in that specific language club."
by Abzu Land January 31, 2026
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Bauer's Rule of Idiocracy

Of greater danger than nobody knowing what to do is a broadly held presumption that somebody does.

Source: “‘Idiocracy’ is a disturbingly prescient reflection of our current reality, not because nobody knows anything but because everybody thinks somebody does." ~ Jared Bauer
Bauer's Rule of Idiocracy arises in part from characteristics discussed in Erich Fromm’s “Escape From Freedom,” including a desire to defer to a trusted figure to escape the burden of having to puzzle out matters for which one is ill-equipped, the learning curve is steep, or information is at best incomplete.
by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025
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