Hypocrite

A person who tells you not to do something but does the exact thing they told you not too.

OMG Ellie broke up with her boyfriend because of Amy she said he wasn't trust worthy and wasn't even good looking. When they broke up Amy got with him she's such a hypocrite

by jacksonnnnnnnnnn March 11, 2019

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Hypocrite

Someone who says they'd love to get your thoughts on something, then calls it censorship when you let them know that toning their mouth down would be helpful to themself and others, which is censoring what they say about what they think.

You'd have to be a fuckin moron to ask people to share their thoughts then call it censorship when they do. The worst kind of hypocrite is the one that doesn't think they're a hypocrite too.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020

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Fart hypocrite

Someone who is disgusting or annoyed when other farts, but has no shame in doing it themselves.

Timmy "Bro, your fart is disgusting"
Jimmy "sorry dude"
A few minutes later...
Jimmy "dude, you farted whilst I was yawning dude, I can taste it"
Timmy "hehe"
Jimmy "Fart hypocrite!"

by Whiffo July 20, 2025

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Hypocrite

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I’m a hypocrite because I fw with lots of girls but my side chick can’t fw nobody.

by Hypocrites March 21, 2020

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hypocrite

A member of the Republican party

There is a good explaination for (insert phrase/activity) when someone I like is doing it. Only libtards are wrong when they do it. They are such hypocrites.

by Shyteweasel June 5, 2017

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