Hypocrite

Something no one is allowed to be except myself.

A hypocrite.

by UltimateDoge July 30, 2021

Hypocrite

Someone who doesn't practice what they preach.

Someone who claims to hate something they do all the time, but makes lengthy excuses as ti why they do not qualify as that thing.

She's such a hypocrite. She spent the entire class talking about the evils of Capitalism, then durting lunch, she got out her latest-model iPhone & bought tickets for 3 Disney movies from Fandango.

by ThatEvilRedhead March 16, 2019

hypocrite

Someone who tailgates you for a long time, then when they finally pass you, you see they have a "get off my tail" sticker on their car. Synonyms: stupid bitch, fucking ass, etc

That fucking hypocrite bitch tailgated me most of the way here but when she passed me she had a cute whale sticker on her window that said "get off my tail".

by Kail Delgado December 19, 2024

Hypocrite

Someone who drives drunk where they live, then tells the public in other cities not to, while trying to call them on their double standards.

The girl was the worst kind of hypocrite, the one that didnt know she was a hypocrite.

by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020

Hypocrite

An idiot who does things that they tell others not to do and does it themselves because they're brain dead. The worst of these people are those insult the others who do it and then proceed to do the same thing themselves.

Sam (Hypocrite): Hey Jack! You better not do that thing you just did.

Jack: Ok

Sam : (Proceeds to do that thing)

Jack: Hey Sam are you stupid? You just did that thing you told me not to do.

Sam: Oh actually Jack, I'm stupid AND braindead!

by Raphaim October 24, 2023

Hypocrite

Onision

Onision is a hypocrite.

by iAmBam May 26, 2019

hypocrite

An individual who preaches for (or against) something, and ironically does (if secretly) the very opposite himself/herself, and/or tries to blame the other/s for how they may respond to an incident, when they're the one who started the incident in the first place.

"Why did you tell on me? And why did you confront and threaten me?" "Don't you dare try to blame us, you hypocrite. You're the one who shouldn't have been doing it in the first place. Therefore, you started it."

by BlueMoon1 April 16, 2025