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Forrest Hump

(n.) High sex driven person who is capable of having a nearly endless sexual session without feeling tired
"Hey, I've heard that geeky nerdy weirdo from Maths class is such a Forrest Hump.. who would've thought right?!"
by ilsa chinaski June 1, 2017
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Wet Humping

A kinkier version of dry humping which involves body-to-body grinding but while naked or wearing briefs and covered in copious amounts of lube (or oil, or shampoo, or shaving cream). The most ideal place for wet humping is on an inflatable air mattress, but alternatively you can throw a plastic tarp over your bed.

If you wanna get even more kinky, try doing it on a trampoline or gymnastics mat, it could heighten the experience even more. Wet humping shares similarities with nuru massages, only that there's no penetration involved.
Lilliana and Jacob were lusting hard for each other but they were tired of dry humping, especially for Jacob. Once their friend introduced them to the concept of wet humping, they tried it and had an unforgettably orgasmic experience.
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sitting on the hump

Sitting on the hump. Phrase •

Sitting on the hump is when a woman is on her period and sits on her tampon.
by Dakota38 September 18, 2017
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Smooth Hump

A rhythmic, caressing, up and down motion.
I feel better than ever after that smooth hump session!
by Fuzzy Pete March 5, 2014
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Hump Dialed

The super-hero power of butt dialing someone while having sex. Hump dialing is considered a super power because during regular intercourse, the phone should reasonably not be being held by either of the parties involved.
If this happens:
"Hey man, what's up?"
"Ooh! Ooh!"
"Hello?"
*sex noises*
You've just been hump dialed
by El Janitor May 19, 2013
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hump-month

The month that separates or splits up the semesters of a school year (eg: January).
Well, here we are… in the middle of January, a hump-month… smack in the middle of our program’s calendar with our tribe’s first event being in August and the last events ending in June.
by Chief Crazywolf February 6, 2012
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