The man in a bisexual sex train, who is receiving a penis in his buttox, and has his penis in the woman's vagina. The man in the middle is therefore acting as both a profilactic and a barrier from any STDs the woman might possess. Additionally if the "human condom" preforms his function well enough, the rearward male's forward thrusts will be translated unencumbered through the human condom. -- NOTE: the person acting as the human condom does not violate the sanctity of marriage nor is engaging in homosexual behavior because he is merely acting as a vessel for the sex organs of the parties involved that are not the human condom.
Tom, come over here I need you as a human condom. That chick looks like she's got herpes so I'm gonna fuck her with your dick.
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Sometimes a mouth/jaw vice is applied to force the toilet girl's mouth open for extended periods of time. Usually when she is consuming the excretions of 2 or more lesbians.
Many Hollywood actresses and female musicians use hot lesbian groupies as Lesbian Human Toilets.
Sometimes a mouth/jaw vice is applied to force the toilet girl's mouth open for extended periods of time. Usually when she is consuming the excretions of 2 or more lesbians.
Many Hollywood actresses and female musicians use hot lesbian groupies as Lesbian Human Toilets.
Did you hear the hot-gossip rumor that Paris Hilton regularly requires her lezbo groupies to be a "Lesbian Human Toilet" before Paris will grant them girl-sex with her?
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A bipedal, naked mammal that goes mighty fine with red pepper and jalopenos. A surprising number of survey results have shown that the market for human meat is going up.
On a semi-related basis, human horn is not only a delicacy, but also an aphrodesiac.
On a semi-related basis, human horn is not only a delicacy, but also an aphrodesiac.
"I had some stir-fried human appendages the other day. It was pretty good. The chef had a fairly unique recipe for fried jalepenos, too."
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Get the human mug.A class offered by some schools specifically designed to bore students to death. It forces students to learn a bunch of useless crap that will never be used later in life, like most AP classes. Even though the textbook isn't nearly as long as the AP World History textbook and you get a lot more time to read the chapters most students will procrastinate and read the chapters the night before, resulting in an all-nighter and failed exams. If you listen in class it's very possible to get a 5 on the exam, regardless of what scores you got on quizzes and tests throughout the year.
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Nite Owl: "What is that, bean juice?"
Rorschach: "Yeah, human bean juice."
Nite Owl: "What is that, bean juice?"
Rorschach: "Yeah, human bean juice."
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