Hot pocket

by Jw the trap lord January 14, 2015
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Alabama Hot Pocket

A sexual act involving the male defecating in the female's vagina. The male then proceeds to fuck the female with the shit remaining intact inside the vagina.
Last night, I gave your mom the Alabama Hot Pocket. My dick is covered in shit.
by badgerman5566 May 07, 2010
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Blue Hot Pocket

the act of shitting spreading the lips of a blue waffle,shitting in it, having intercourse and ejaculating in the shit infested vagina, and eating the poo-cum out of the blue waffle
Person 1: "Dude Jeff loves fucked up shit...i heard he ate Sheena's blue hot pocket"

Person 2:...
by FuckinScentedMarkers June 01, 2011
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Alabama Hot Pocket

When one guy covers his dick in ghost pepper sauce and proceeds to stick it im the vagina
Dude, my dad and mom just di the Alabama Hot Pocket
by Bubble_godz February 24, 2020
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Mexican Hot Pocket

When one man s**ts in another man's butthole.
Guy 1: "Where's andy?"

Guy 2: "Oh, him and scott are at the anal surgeon, they had mexican hot pockets at the party last night..."

Guy 1: "I wish hadn't heard that."
by Jazlez December 20, 2009
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alabama hot pocket

When you open the girls floppy vagina and eat it like a hot pocket
Alabama Hot Pocket: ate that girl like an Alabama Hot Pocket
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alabama hot pocket

A hot pocket which is cooked in and/or by someone from Alabama. Often times the results of microwaving yields hot lava half way through the allegedly cooked hot pocket and ice crystals in the remaining bites.
He's from where?... So I ate an Alabama Hot Pocket!
by mosDefinite March 23, 2010
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