rally go hoops

Delhi Belly; traveler's diarrhea. When one can't leave the toilet dor more than 2 minutes.

The hot tamale off the street cart gave him the rally go hoops.

by ScotCanAm February 02, 2018

hoop-duty

A substantial piece of equipment capable of heavy duty work.

That meat grinder - it had a 3.5 hp engine! It's a hoop-duty meat grinder!

by southerngirl1974 March 22, 2011

hoop a beer

To stick / insert the rim of a full pot of beer in your anus and then do a hand stand or invert yourself so you can “drink” / “shelve” the beer

Bet ya he hoops a beer too
Do ya wanna hoop a beer?
His probably hooping a beer

by Take 5 February 21, 2025

to the hoop

To smuggle contraband in the rectum, usually in a custodial context.

When Leroy caught caught up, he took his rocks to the hoop so he could come up bigly in the joint.

by Duderino grande February 14, 2018

Butt hoops

The accomplishment of hula hooping with your butt or lower back, mainly performed as a silly game / erotic act. Most commonly executed by girls in suggestive or no clothing, altough some guys can do it as well.

james: yo did you see those thots doing butt hoops at school?

jamal: fo sure nibba, they do b exceptionally thic

by fatniggasfuckbest June 02, 2019

Squatin on the hoop

To sit on a toliet, squat.Squatin on the hoop is a synoynym for a bowl movement over a hoop, or circular toliet. One is usually Squezzing a loaf, other wise known as pooping

Whoa Georgie, whenn you were Squatin on the hoop you left a pungeunt stench

by backflip joe March 31, 2006

cheeto hooping

When one approaches a scrumptiously gauged ear, and asks the gaugee if they would be willing to participate in the sacred cheeto hooping sacrifice. Once the sacrifice cheeto has been selected from the bottom of the bag, the cheeto will be probed into the gauged lobe. The cheeto recipient must enthusiastically bite at minimum 50% of sacrifice cheeto through the gauge. Bonus points: When a couple whispers sweet nothings into the gaugee’s ear. Small nibble optional.

Omg bro my girlfriend wanted to go cheeto hooping at the bar. We did it… It was kinda hot.

by chestercheetah69420 November 28, 2022