Hillbilly Dictator

Nickname given to Joh Bjelkie-Peterson, who was probably the most corrupt Premier of the Australian State of Queensland in its history.

Think Boss Hogg, but without his charm

"So I see the Hillbilly Dictator has struck again. Pity he tired to take on Bob Hawke."

by RTM 1963 October 24, 2025

Hunkin Dunkin Hillbilly

A Man/Woman who lives in a trailer park And/Or mountains and is the lowest grade of white trash

Guy 1: Yo bro have you seen Randal dis dude

Guy 2: - say no more about that Hunkin Dunkin Hillbilly

by _LILGHOSTWRITER_ November 29, 2018

Homo Hillbillis

The scientific name for redneck.

You might be a Homo Hillbillis if your dog passes gas and YOU claim it.

by swimone April 4, 2015

hillbilly jo

funny lookin bearded guy on the big green tractor who always watches you and larry through the window, but don't know how to as the

OH MY BUCKET, IS THAT HILLBILLY JO? GET NAOW SCAT BOI! *spits in bucket across the coffee table*

by yodogspjs May 22, 2018

Hillbilly surgery

Hillbilly surgery is when you go to several different emergency rooms, dermatologist and plastic surgeons in a span of a year and a half. Hillbilly surgery is need because you have Medicaid and are on psych drugs and everyone thinks you want pain pills. So you get a pocket knife and a ton of beer. Usually preformed in a dirty she'd or camper.

I'm feeling so much better now I got that boil off my face, I was working on a case of bud light and doin' hillbilly surgery all weekend.

by Get Pecked September 11, 2019

hillbilly air conditioner

When you shove ice cubes in your sisters ass and have her fart on you to cool you down.

It was very hot in me and my sisters apartment. To cool down I would turn on the hillbilly air conditioner.

by J2theK13 December 7, 2024

Hillbilly Bidet

Sometimes when you take a crap at home, you realize one of two things; 1: there is no toilet paper to be found and no one to get it for you or 2: your crap was so disgusting that toilet paper will be no match for it at all. A "Hillbilly Bidet" is when you forsake the use of toilet paper altogether, get up off the toilet and proceed straight to the shower to clean yourself off.

Dude, I got such ridiculous food poisoning that I didn't even attempt to wipe...just went straight to the shower for a hillbilly bidet.

by Poop Geyser June 28, 2011