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Highway Paranoia

When you are driving and the car behind you makes several of the same turns as you do, causing you to become paranoid and take routes you normally wouldn't take just to see if they are following you.
Ed: why are you late?
Tom: I got lost. This car kept turning when I turned so I got Highway Paranoia and ended up on a dirt road.
by killersbytrade March 30, 2009
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Highway to Hell

Line of hair leading down a man’s lower stomach. Also referred to as a “happy trail”.
by gingerpickles November 19, 2025
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highway plug

phrase for RVs, pickups pulling humongous Camper Trailers, Holiday Camper Vans , including Minivans, driven leisurely by visiting tourists often in a foreign land trying to take in all the sights and everyone of these drivers going way slower than posted speed limits on major Highways
There you go we are stuck on this highway because that Highway Plug upfront dictates the pace for the rest of us, and this is a 110 zone !!!
by Wilsonation May 16, 2021
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Highway runs

When you’re on a road trip and you experience diarrhea because of all the gas station food you eat.
Kevin got the highway runs on our road trip to Arizona.
by Papa Kryn June 28, 2021
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Sierra Highway

A road that runs into Lancaster, CA known by locals for its heavy amounts of prostitution, robberies and drug running
Let’s go to Sierra Highway to get a lady of the night
by ii_AusxYz November 5, 2025
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Highway

The place where you pay to go 60 mph but really you get in so much traffic that you completely stop and are late to work
Bob:Lets get on the highway
Lisa: NO WAY im not paying to drive on a highway
by Your name and my name October 15, 2017
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highway race

When two (or more) cars engage in an illegal street race that takes place on a highway. There are two ways to stat a highway race. If you flash your high beams at another car, the race is instantly started. Or you can do a count down by honking your car's horn three times.
I just got a new turbocharger for my ride. Whadda you say we do a highway race tonight?
by Mad_Matt March 10, 2014
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